Don't be an ephemeral.

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

☝️Probrlem

Whats the problem

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

I do respect the live action cast of One Piece more than other live actions cuz one of the dudes decided to double his muscle mass (no one actually told him to) for his character, and the other trained under professional chefs and learned mixology (again. no one asked him to)

Aphrodite: oh hell no!!!! I did not build this relationship brick by brick for these to be the last two words you two idiots ever say to each other!!!!

there are a lot of absurdly funny moments in bridgerton 4 pt 1 but the one that takes the cake for me is the francesca/john "sex scene" where he rolls off of her and she is fully clothed and he goes "wow that rocked" and shes like mmhmm and hes like "its better when you come, did you come?" and shes like uh huh. yeah. definitely. meanwhile she is still fully clothed. and then she spends the next 2 episodes asking every woman with ears near her what an orgasm is with the desperation of a lost and dehydrated traveler in the middle of the desert

Athena: You’re not good enough for my daughter. Percy: You’re not good enough for your daughter. Athena: Excuse me? Percy: You heard me.