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post-rotj au where Anakin and Obi-Wan are both alive after episode 6 for shipping reasons. They go from enemies to lovers with a lot of bumps on the way. post-rotj au series on ao3 (in Russian). last part of post-rotj au in google doc (in Russian).

time-travel au where Anakin/Vader travels to the past to clone wars and immediately kills Palpatine.

social media au where Anakin left Jedi Order to be with Padme and became a spacetok influencer and a cottagecore icon.

Obi-Wan in this AU is also in pretty tricky position, but not because he did something deeply wrong. It because Force gave him a second chance he didn't asked for. It's not like he was prepared to die. He died. He sacrificed himself to save Luke. He was pretty content with this decision.

And Force gave him his life back.

He is glad that he can continue to educate Luke (btw it this AU Luke would have way more systemic jedi education; especially since Anakin would be even more strict that Obi-Wan about it). But overall he is not sure why Force brought him back. He joined rebels mostly because we wanted to be near Luke and initially was hesitant about joining any military operations. But Obi-Wan is very good at fighting, so he decided that he had to join military operations. And still he was really hesitant. Why did Force resurrected him? For teaching Luke? Yoda is still alive, and Obi-Wan was sure that he could teach Luke better. For being Rebel Alliance general? It sounds too shallow to be the will of the Force, and also Rebel Alliance already had successful generals.

(Darth Vader almost had a stroke when he found out that Obi-Wan is actually alive and fighting for Rebel Alliance).

We all know that Force brought Obi-Wan back to fuck Anakin.

me: I will just write small fic about 5k.

So, he and Anakin decided to go to the bar after work. Anakin is wearing his work regular relatively casual work attire (not "man, it's a gay bar, not a sports bar" type of clothes, but sometimes simple like longsleeve and pants).

He didn't consider that he always goes to this bar with Obi-Wan. And now all his acquaintances in the bar are joking that he exchanged his old man for a young twink. And also other young twink tried to flirt with him. Anakin was offended, because, firstly, he is taken, and secondly, he is daddy's little kitten himself, he doesn't need competition.

Amazing country.

The eldest known wine region (they make wine for at least last 8000 years).

Birthplace of Stalin.

Do you know Colchis from Ancient Greek mythology? Yes, it's them.

Prometheus was chained somewhere here.

Third country to become Christian. Imagine this flex: "Tourists say that these symbols look like Teutonic Order cross, but this bas-relief was made long before Teutonic Order existed". Teutonic Order was created in 1160 mind you.

Also, have you ever thought: "Our police is so corrupt, it's easier to fire everyone and teach new police officers from scratch"? They actually did it in 2004.

10/10, would recommend.

Also, May is called "month of roses" in Georgian and for a reason.

One of the most depressing threads I've seen.

Firstly, from all the women who say that male body is ugly and gross by default. No. Just no.

Nureyev ballet by Kirill Serebrennikov an Yuri Possokhov*, they made it for Bolshoi back in 2017, but now it of course banned in Russia. This is Deutsche Oper Berlin production.

Anakin would say that he really want to live in a cosy home in the countryside among beautiful flowers when he retires, but really he would be bored by it in a week.

So, what skirt to buy so it is comfortable and you can assert dominance over men:

1) It should be from around the knee to midi, so you can bend over or spread you legs however you want without fearing that you panties would be visible.

2) Is should be pretty wide. It doesn't matter if it's full circle skirt, half circle skirt, gathered skirt or skirt with pleats. You should be able to sit in it like the most assholish man.

3) Pockets to put you phone in. Here is the thing. For skirt to have pockets it has to be made from a pretty sturdy material (technically you can add pockets in any skirt, but it's not super practical), so you shouldn't be looking for chiffon, flimsy rayon and so on.

4) if you are planning to wear skirt over tights or leggings, you should look for lined skirt. I understand that it's not very common in fast fashion, but at least try this skirt on with tights or leggings before buying.