a big ole lesbian

stage 2 of liking media: haha remember when blorbo bleepus did that thing that was so funny

stage 3 of liking media: huh this one song is kind of blorbo bleepus… if you think about this other song is also kind of blorbo bleepus

stage 4 of liking media: blorbo bleepus is really interesting… here’s a sensible analysis post

stage 5 of liking media: FUCK. THE CHARACTER. THE CHARACTER IM HAVING A CHARACTER ATTACK

stage 6 of liking media: well let’s see what ao3 has to offer!

stage 7 of liking media: everything goes on my character playlist. this song with no lyrics is about blorbo bleepus exploding a building and looking really cool. if this lyric was an entirely different sentence it would fit perfectly

“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”

“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”

im gonna bite you

no no the current method to tell if you are still allergic/was never allergic is something called a food trial. There are steps you see, first the skin test, then the smaller bumps gets sent to be screened via blood tests then levels get examined and then you are shoved into a small examination room (usually 2 streets from a hospital) and given 12 cups of allergens and you down them in 20 minute intervals. If nothing happens after 2 hours, they let you go. After 24 hours pass whoopee you can eat that allergen on the regular.

consider: it's hookup era, in the off season shane undergoes a food trial for almonds and passes. He doesn't tell anyone but management cause he doesn't think it's important. To make sure it sticks he follows a strict schedule of consuming an almond every 10 hours for about a year before reducing it cause that's who he is.

playoffs come and his shift is done so he grabs a drink and an almond

Ilya, who's micced and traumatized over his mother, races to shane to knock it out of his hands and frantically calling for a medic. he should not have Shane's medical information, they are rivals.

shift is done so he grabs a

drink and an almond