Dr McCoy

☆ note that mod is a Scones (Scotty / Bones) shipper, but all ships are welcome here :)

Have you had enough water today, kid? Eaten breakfast?

Uhhh.. No. Normal to want to hug and kiss them, yes. Not normal to want to become them or melt with them. Please come down to the med bay so I can check you out and make sure nothin's wrong with your head.

NOT AGAIN- god! Fuck. Another pair of pants ruined... He changes out of the ruined pants and makes a note to start wearing tights or something under his slacks if this is going to become routine.

Yes, I've ridden a horse. Both on earth and on shore leave on another plannet. And no, I ain't a cowboy. I'm a doctor, danmit, not a cow wrangler.

Can't tell ya' where any other crew member is, sorry kid. Why dont you hop up on the bio bed and ill look ya' over? How have you been feelin? Any odd behavior- oversleeping, undersleeping, strange pains, changes in eating habits?

mod here: We could definately use a checkov! I think theres one floating around out there, but you're more than welcome to make another one! Bones looks very confused. He looks around, but cant find the source of the kiss. The hell..?

Ah, so close yet so far. Better luck next time, Pal.

'course you can, ensign! Commere. He pulls the ensign into a big, cozy hug, patting their back and rubbing their head a bit. He gives good hugs.

Ain't my thing, but so long as their kept hygenic and clean I ain't got an issue with 'em. Only beard I take offense from is that evil universe spock and his goatee. I still have nightmares sometimes.

All of em'.

I mean... I dont see why not. So long as you ain't on any perscription medications, you can have an activated charcoal pill.

Uhhh.. yeah, all medical procedures are free here. What ship are you comein' from? We have a surgery to remove the uterus, and keep it if you wanna donate it or have it put back in. We also got one that'll just stop the cramps. Also, if you call me boner again, I ain't doin' your surgery.

You know, for an ensign I could have kicked off the ship, you aint' that respectful. Shoo. He grumbles the rest of the day, but does strighten up.

What if I shoot you with a phaser?

You've done nothing to wrong me personally, T'Pring, so I'd be happy to collaborate with you on a medical treatment. Whatever it takes to help the patients. Humans work real strange, but once you get em' down its fairly easy to get a read on whats goin' through our heads. Really helps with reluctant patients.

for one, i know its hard, but you cant have any naps during the day. Ill permit you as much caffine as it takes to do that. For two, put any screens you use on warm light mode. For three, Ill just give you a sleping pill to knock you out. Cheers.