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babe, are you okay? you've reblogged five different gifs today of spock saying "i am in control of my emotions" while crying

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

You've really gotta appreciate that Sho Minamimoto's first plan for "how to eliminate the local death god-boss who personally oversees the very chunk of the afterlife that I reside in" was to just try and shoot him wih a gun. It didn't work but you've got to give him points for efficiency.

one of the things that makes dinner in america so compelling for me is that it would’ve been quite easy to just have simon be the first person to be kind to patty, and he gets there. but it’s so much more interesting that what he really is is the first person to treat her like an adult.

Carrie being skinny in every adaptation is like how Heathcliff is white in most of his. Directors somehow cut out the most important part of their characters, the reason why they have been subjected to such prejudice and why they are the way they are. Why THE BOOKS GO THE WAY THEY DO. Do you think Heathcliff would have been so outcasted and forbidden to be with Catherine if he was white? Do you think Carrie would have been relentlessly bullied and borderline tortured by her peers if she was skinny and pretty?

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d

I was COMPLETELY unaware of the US political scene or why the adults in my life hated Bush, but I knew I hated him because he let people shoot wolves from helicopters and that’s mean and shitty

I also had a poor grasp on how stamps worked, so given that I wasn’t allowed to continually throw money away by putting stamps on my presidential hate mail, a lot of the times I just drew squares with little pictures inside on the corner.

When I was like 9 I wrote to the Health Minister essentially saying “I think you’re doing a bad job because all of the medical professionals I know look too tired all the time” and I got a letter from his secretary back saying “We dont have time for this” lmaoo

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile