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Description: Tiktok from user kizdaone. It's a clip from Kung Fu Panda with the caption "POV: asking your homestuck friend to explain something mid read."

Po says "How? How?? ... How???"

Description: Tiktok from user the_straightest_gay. The video is edited like a Jubilee video. He says "I'm a child murderer and today I'm surrounded by 10 of my victims' families."

Another person (played by the same guy) screams "I wanna know why him? Why did you take my boy? My boy!"

The child murderer calmly says "So we can do ad hominems..." The other person sobs. "I think it'll be more productive if you address the claim."

Description: Tiktok from user spicylilbug. The caption says "my cat meows like a tiddy." The person behind the camera is petting a white cat and saying in a baby voice "It's the forbidden tummy. Okay, I did not bleed. Can I have a meow? Meow? Can I have a meow?"

Description: Tiktok from user turtle_time47. It's a video of a young woman sitting on a bed talking to her brother, who is off-screen.

Sister: Alright, my brother has something to say today so take it away brother!

Brother: I have nothing else to do except bitch about how my love life sucks so that's why I'm here.

Sister: Okay.

Brother: You know my first ex was a serial cheater?

Sister: I guess?

Brother: She cheated on me with my homeboy and then they sent me a video.

Sister: Who filmed the video?

Brother: What?

Sister: Who filmed it?

Brother: Why would I know that?

Sister: Because someone had to be sitting in the cuck chair-

Brother: No no woah woah hold on hold on- what??

Sister: Cuz someone had to be sitting in the cuck chair while they're filming it, unless they set up the camera and it was like a pre-recorded thing, but in that case, why were they doing it? Unless it was a secret creeper who was filming it, in which case that's a crime. (finger guns) How old were you when this relationship happened?

Brother: What the fuck does any of that- what??

Sister: I don't know, just wondering.

Brother: H- first of all, that's not even what cucking is. Second of all-

Sister: I didn't say they were cucked, I said they were sitting in the cuck chair.

Brother: There is no cuck chair in this situ- what??

Sister: Then... who was filming it? That's all I wanna know.

Brother: Why would I know that?

Sister: (shrugs)

Brother: Forget me, just whining about shit, that's not even like... what??

Sister: But that's what I want to know!

Brother: That's your takeaway? Not "oh my gosh, my poor brother, he doesn't deserve to go through that," not "well fuck the girl who did that-"

Sister: Your love life is none of my business!

Brother: You could've been like "I'm sorry that happened, fuck the girl who did that to you," it's (mocking voice) "oh who's filming it oooh?"

Sister: (nods)

Brother: That's your takeaway? No support? No "I'm sorry that happened, would you like a hug?"

Description: Tiktok from user sashaandmaddie. The person in the passenger seat says "Where are you taking me for my birthday?"

The guy driving says "It's a surprise, I'm not telling you! And don't look at the directions either, I don't want you to know."

The GPS voice says "Starting route to Fortnite sex convention."

Description: Tiktok from user marleyinbrighton. They're walking across the street and say "God I'm so hungry." The person behind the camera says "What are we gonna eat?"

Description: Tiktok from user psychnursecyd. She says "I'm watching this non-medical TV show and this guy walks into this girl's apartment, it's like the first time he's been in there, and he sees like a medication sitting on a shelf, and like the girl's not in the room so he goes over and picks it up, and it like briefly shows the medication and the music gets all dark and moody. Then the girl walks back into the room and sees that he's holding the medication and she gets like all freaked out, and he's sad and he looks at her and goes 'My sister was on this medication. She had cervical cancer. What do you have?'

And the scene gets all sad and depressing and she looks at him, and like looks away, and she doesn't answer the question, but her facial expression makes it seem like it's something really bad. And he goes 'How long do you have?' and she's like 'The doctors gave me six months.' And he just looks down and goes 'You're gonna beat this!' Just sad, ok? She truly has cancer.

Description: Tiktok from user sketchiest3. The caption says "Trump talking to his younger self." He kneels on the ground to make himself look short, with the label "Kid trump." He says in as childish voice "Did we- did we do it? Did we become president? Did we ever do a movie? Did we become a billionaire?"