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Description: Tiktok from user beautifulfridge. She says "Okay, on a completely real note, like I just hate the propaganda that every fucking lesbian's a man-hating lesbian, like we're not all like that. I mean I am, but I'm sure like somebody out there isn't?"

Description: Tiktok from user nnichetony. The caption says "cheesy michael egg prank." The guy behind the camera says "Today I'm gonna be pranking Cheesy Michael with this egg, so that when he opens his door it smashes on the floor and ruins his life." He places the egg on top of the door knob. Another person sings "Cheesy Michael open up the door, oh cheesy Michael open up the door" to the tune of Sinking Town by Yoeko Kurahashi. They continue to sing while the guy behind the camera monotonely says "Cheesy Michael" eighteen times. Cheesy Michael never opens the door or shows any signs of existing.

Description: Tiktok from user sagethehaus. He says "If you can't cry over spilled milk, what the hell can you cry over, hm? When people say don't cry over spilled milk, what they're telling you to do is don't feel your feelings, and those kinds of people need to be stopped, so the next time someone tells you that about the milk thing, shoot them."

Description: Tiktok from user mirisuz showing a black cat laying on a bed a couple feet away from an orange-and-white cat. The caption says "me anytime the cats we forced to be siblings are willingly hanging around each other 'getting along'" with a watery eyes emoji. The audio is a man saying "Awww!! So cute! So cute!" with peaceful music in the background.

Furry #5: There's other colors?

Description: Tiktok from user high5ifyourestillalive. He says "The fact that there's so much going on in the world that's bad, but I didn't do any of it, yet here I stand. Here I stand, basking in the consequence. That's really gonna piss me off. I thought you reap what you sow. I didn't sow this! Who sowed this? Not me, send it back. I reap what you sow? You sowed it, you reap it! Global conflict, how could I have possibly- how could I have possibly sowed that, my brother? That is not even- I don't even have access to that field to toil. Certainly I may have never sown such a thing. Certainly I may have- and yet here I am. Gas prices? Boom. Global conflict? That's not a seed I planted, buddy. When it comes time to reap, certainly I should not benefit from that harvest. That's all I'm saying. I'm seeing a lot of people reaping things, but I'm sowing them. That's all I'm saying. And I just think if the statement's true, maybe everybody should start sowing their own reap- maybe- you should reap what you- maybe everybody should reap- how is everybody? Are you guys good? How are-?"

Description: Tiktok from user kyraw17_. The caption says "what kind of reassurance???" She quietly says "Why can't old people speak normally, bro? It's 3am in the morning, right? My test is in 4 hours, I'm on my second Alani, I'm a little jittery, okay? So this old guy walks past and I, like jump, cuz it's the only person I've seen in the past fucking two hours at the library at 3am in the morning, right? And he says something, I take my headphone off, he's like 'Thought I was gonna molest you huh?'" She turns the camera back to her face showing her shocked expression. "No...? Were you...? Why... why can't-?"

Description: Tiktok from user "your.neighbor.lex". She stands in front of a porch where a mother cat is laying with several kittens. She says "Come towards me, I'm not going to snatch you" then grabs the kitten. "Idiot, get snatched! Hi! Hi, get snatched!" She grabs another kitten. "Get snatched-" she turns towards a child standing next to her and says "I'm not taking them for real."

A man's voice reads out the comic, making highlights as he goes. "What I like about this is on the surface, this appears to be like, a simple conversation between two beneficial parties. 'Do you want anything?' Haha, a little typo there, from macdonald, should be McDonald's if I'm thinking of the same restaurant. So they're asking you know, do you want anything from McDonald's? Of course, the reply is 'borgar.' That's not on the menu! But what he's really referring to is burger. But that's just on the surface. If we dive a little bit deeper, we can see that um... this is some... female character, I believe and she is embracing this gentleman here while she's clearly being eviscerated. Currently her body is evaporating in a puzzle piece like manner or this human was already injured and they're on their last leg and them asking a simple request to this gentleman here if they can get him anything? Wow. I mean he is definitely taken aback by her genuine intent while she herself is suffering."

Hrannar: Yeah that's the boring style. Now there's a new style. Get pounded from the back.