you just got frumpy bussied

Description: Tiktok from user flambothedog. An Australian Shepherd walks over to communication buttons and hits the one that says "see." His human says "See what?" The dog stares at her unblinking for about 15 seconds until she starts giggling, and he walks over to her.

Sister: I'm not hugging you.

The driver screams "Fuck!"

They say "What, you think there's gonna be a giant sign that tells us what to eat?" They stop walking in front of a restaurant sign that says "pussy."

Description: Tiktok from user kateburning. She says "If you're in your 30s and you don't have at least a quarter million dollars in your 401K you have to listen to this." She holds up an orange Persian cat and says "meow" repeatedly, bouncing the cat around.

You wanna know what the medication was? Little old odansetron. Zofran!" She laughs. "Why are we jumping to worst case scenario? My girl's nauseous!"

Description: Tiktok from user xteresahx. The video shows a middle-aged man smiling in a restaurant with a brownie. The caption says "me buying my dad a brownie after he paid my studies and rent abroad for 4 years." The audio is from the musical 21 Chump Street, a man singing: "I don't want your money, I got this just for you. Keep your-"

It switches to him wearing a tie with the label "Trump." Doing a Trump impression, he says "I'm gonna touch you."

Description: Tiktok from user "aesthetic.audy". The caption says "when the newborn kitten i brought home is trying to convince my cat he's chill." It shows a video of a tabby cat looking at a tiny black and white kitten, looking somewhat nervous. The audio is a man saying "Oh my god hello?" It shows several clips of the kitten walking clumsily, meowing while getting a bath, and playing with the human. The audio has a high pitched voice awkwardly saying "Hello, it's me Crewmate. I am the good guy on the spaceship... that complete all the task. My goal is to complete all task before the imposter try to... destroy everyone." At the end it shows a picture of the kitten trying to climb into a plastic bag.

Description: Tiktok from user g_seditious. The caption says "you are not crazy." He says "And I just come to the realization that I'm not crazy, I'm not depressed, I don't hate myself or my life, I was just born into capitalism."

Description: Tiktok from user beautifulfridge. She says "Okay, on a completely real note, like I just hate the propaganda that every fucking lesbian's a man-hating lesbian, like we're not all like that. I mean I am, but I'm sure like somebody out there isn't?"

Description: Tiktok from user nnichetony. The caption says "cheesy michael egg prank." The guy behind the camera says "Today I'm gonna be pranking Cheesy Michael with this egg, so that when he opens his door it smashes on the floor and ruins his life." He places the egg on top of the door knob. Another person sings "Cheesy Michael open up the door, oh cheesy Michael open up the door" to the tune of Sinking Town by Yoeko Kurahashi. They continue to sing while the guy behind the camera monotonely says "Cheesy Michael" eighteen times. Cheesy Michael never opens the door or shows any signs of existing.

Description: Tiktok from user sagethehaus. He says "If you can't cry over spilled milk, what the hell can you cry over, hm? When people say don't cry over spilled milk, what they're telling you to do is don't feel your feelings, and those kinds of people need to be stopped, so the next time someone tells you that about the milk thing, shoot them."

Description: Tiktok from user mirisuz showing a black cat laying on a bed a couple feet away from an orange-and-white cat. The caption says "me anytime the cats we forced to be siblings are willingly hanging around each other 'getting along'" with a watery eyes emoji. The audio is a man saying "Awww!! So cute! So cute!" with peaceful music in the background.