Country of Denmark

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

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No valid names spotted… yet. I’ll keep my eye out for any good ones!

*flies past*

denmark

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

we want you to know that the onslaught will never end

poob will be the new pdf

poob will be the new adobe animate

poob will be the new tumblr servers

poob will be the new discord

There are no servals in this post. Poob will not be the new African grasslands

poob regrets the lack of biological diversity and is investing in proper environmental conditions for servals

poob will never be denmark

here at tumblr HQ we believe in innovation. that's why we have staff working round the clock to deliver you new UI updates that make it easier than ever to accidentally post yuri on the wrong blog

IM NOT SHOWING THE YURI

here at denmark, we want you to SHOW US THE YURI

boobs are peak

*books

denmark approved 👍

glothes (girl clothes)

alright, you know the deal

its not gonna happen the joke is literally not funny

too bad, the rule of tumblr is that if you tell people to not do something they do it

denmark has entered the ring

getting shot dead tutorial for beginners easy

this is why denmark is better

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

🐌 hows it sneel to get snoroughly outsnone by one snick snonies?

GIMMICK BLOG IS WIN

Woah mama I'm a gimmick blog

I LIVE IN MY IDGAF PALACE , SIPPING ON THE INCOMPARABLE AMBROSIA OF IDGAF JUICE , DIRECTLY FROM THE DELECTABLE IDGAF FRUIT THAT LAY IN MY IDGAF FIELDS . . .

i hope your palace is in denmark

*dies hundreds of years ago as the village fool* well that fucking sucked lol let’s try again *reincarnated as a tumblr user* FUUUUUUCK

me and my fuck ass mouth

*dies hundreds of years ago as the village fool* well that fucking sucked lol let’s try again *reincarnated as a micropterix aruncella* FUUUUUUCK

mosquito bite INSIDE my belly button is crazy. boundaries, guys

UH OH... my cover's been blown

Buckle up buttercup.

buckle up buttercup.

official shadow the hedgehog post

when this post hits 69420 im turning off reblogs

YES I MISSED THE DEADLINE everyone shut up. on april 20 reblogs are going off for realsies this time. cash in while you can

Readers have context you may want to know: It is May 3.

denmark

"im doing numbers on tumblr. and the number? 4" <- 400k notes

Incredible

Now everyone go home

denmark