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Iran officially declares the closure of the Strait of Hormuz.…usher in estimated $100+ per barrel of oil resulting in a high cost of commercial goods, oil, gas and home heating - destabilizing the global economy.
“Gas is so cheap now!” Not anymore it ain’t! Are the eggs cheap yet? Are we great yet?
High oil prices also directly boost economies that rely on oil exports, like, say, Russia. High oil prices are a direct boost to Russia's invasion of Ukraine. The world really is fucked huh.
Has science gone too far
couldnt find the source but heres more of these. chinese zodiac
this genuinely impressive wtf
the temptation of having a gimmick blog is luring me in like the green goblin mask
"oooh you wanna be a sheep who goes baah when you see a post that mentions grass don't you ?"
investing in this post like it's prime bitcoin
Skeletron Prime and GlaDOS but it's toxic yuri
did they kiss?
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Reblog so she lives forever.
20 years. If this gets posted and we all survive for another 20…things might be alright.
How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em
1969.........
Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.
Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever
ohmg
post's haunted.
Cry about it all you want liberals, but no matter what you think, it has been scientifically proovan that THIS is the ultimate human physique. THIS is what peak human performance looks like:
me: why are you destroying earth!!!
aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak
me: thats fair i understand
For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English
moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien
ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!
aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen
ich: das ist fair ich verstehe
ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.
ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!
aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken
ik: oh zo, ik snap het
minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?
alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua
minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän
私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？
宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです
私: なるほど、わかりました
me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!
aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt
me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t
aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!
shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan
aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad
我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！
外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了
我：懂了，说得有道理
ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!
taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe
ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko
Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..
tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu
Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.
jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!
utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna
jag: rimligt, jag förstår
Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?
Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát
Já: To je fér, to chápu.
ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?
kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję
ja: rozumiem, w porządku
io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!
alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno
io: capisco, mi sembra giusto
Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?
Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.
Yo: te entiendo, es justo.
Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!
A modern Rosetta stone.
Onipa: ad3n ti na woo se3 ewuasi
3wiamu nii: efri s3 nk⊃fu⊃ bi w⊃ ho a ⊃mo fri s3 br⊃fo ne kasa p3 a ehyia ⊃mo
Onipa: a, ma te ase
Yessssssss I love the sign language addition! @polygamouscaterpillar
This is like the side-by-side plates of the Lord’s Prayer in the historical linguistics textbook except so much better
This is the most educational shitpost I’ve ever seen
@jan-pansoki toki pona?
mi: sina pakala e ma ale tan seme a!!!
ante nasa: jan li pilin e ni: toki Inli li toki taso pi ona
mi: a, mi sona
أنا: لماذا تدمر الأرض!!
الأجانب: لأن هناك أشخاصا هنا يعتقدون أن اللغة الإنجليزية هي اللغة الوحيدة التي يحتاجون إليها للتحدث
أنا: هذا عادل أفهمه
ja: zašto uništavate Zemlju!!!
vanzemaljci: zato što ima ljudi koji misle da je engleski jedini jezik koji treba da govoriš
ja: to je pošteno, razumem
Why humanity is inherently EVIL:
Reason Number 10: Guy on the sidewalk spilled a milkshake on me.
Reason Number 9: Humans naturally smell bad and need the help of chemicals to be tolerable to the nostrils.
Reason Number 8: Humans never give me money for no reason.
Reason Number 7: Humans have too many fingers. It’s distracting.
Reason Number 6: IDK. War or something.
Reason Number 5: Humans invented yogurt. I hate yogurt. It’s the devil’s juice.
Reason Number 4: The more humans in a porta-potty, the worse the situation is.
Reason Number 3: Humans are full of liquid, and I think that’s gross and unsanitary.
Reason Number 2: I’ve never met a human that can turn me into a flower.
Reason Number 1: Deer have done a much better job at humanity’s true mission: eating grass.
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what if Asriel touched Kris and that's why he quiet?
I mean they
what if Asriel touched Kris and that's why he quiet?
would you rather fight 10 Richard Nixon sized Vegeta or 100 Vegeta sized Richard Nixons?
10 Richard Nixon sized Vegeta
100 Vegeta sized Richard Nixons
I fight 100 Vegeta sized Richard Nixons, not because I think I can win, but because they are Richard Nixons
I’m a man who owns ten beds, and I'm looking to marry someone who owns ten tables.
i'm a little orphan boy with no earthly possessions other than my ten chairs, will you please adopt me oh wealthy sire?
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This guy would never fall victim to the curse of montezuma.
is there a lore reason why he did this? is he stupid?
you can't just say… Butterfingers!
BUTTER. FUCKING. FINGERS.
