i find loss (sometimes)

I love you calories. my beautiful wife calories

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Call me Y/N's mom the way I sell kids (goats) to One Direction (new owner) to pay for my debts (goat feed)

God fucking damn it

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scientist polycule call that a molecule

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I forgot why i made this poll....

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

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Shocking news: local tumblr blogger does nothing all day, then wonders why nothing’s been done