Amalgamation

i wish the period blood came out all at once like a shotgun blast

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

what the fuck is going on with this post

this post is blocking the next post from having access to the tumblr blue sea

hey everyone i’m swimming lol

“happy endings” this “sad endings” that– you can debate the relative merits of each till your mouth goes dry and it’s still not a meaningful binary. Is the ending coherent and emotionally appropriate for the story? Cool.

#^this#does it match the tone of the story? does it do all characters justice?#does it reaffirm the themes of story instead of undermining it?#that’s how you know whether the ending is appropriate or not (tags via @eldritch-crone)

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

Trying to get a glass of water but i cant. The water goes up

What do you mean the water goes up

Idea: thieves’ cant but for chefs.