Herg Bleh

is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

no, to punk is to love

I love to high jump kick peoples dogs

won’t a high jump kick miss most dogs? they’re usually kinda low to the ground

They should do a sad ant with bindle emoji. one of my more frequent emotions for sure

no post has ever altered my brain chemistry as much as "can only you see the time being?"

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

Like some weeks back a white coworker called a raccoon a "coon" and instead of jumping to racist conclusions I was just like "oh you can't say that it's an old slur for us" and we was like genuinely sorry. Like. People make mistakes. Not everyone on the internet is going to be like. Evil.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

I forgot alex jones is still alive. After infowars got bought by the onion id kinda assumed he’d killed himself

Heartbreaking: person has a great point but uses delusional as an insult in their post

art when i like a character: cutely standing there art when i really like a character: rotoscoped animation of her getting hit by a car