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Big Bang x KARA dance/song mash-ups are cute, but we know Big Bang prefers Dipset!

This week in Act Like You Know K-Pop News:

RED VELVET'S MANAGER IS GULLY BECAUSE HE HAS TO BE

JYP WAS STOOD UP BY 2PM & GOT7'S MV DIRECTORS

TAO IS HAVING A GARAGE SALE & EVERYTHING MUST GO

SUNNY DATING SEO IN GUK: ARE WE CLOSER TO WISHING BACK KOREAN GOKU?

This week in Act Like You Know K-Pop News:

B1A4'S BARO & KIM YOO JUNG ARE PROBABLY DATING

G-DRAGON & KIKO ARE STILL TOGETHER & THE SKY IS STILL BLUE

TAO IS PROBABLY TERRIBLE AT ENDING ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS

WHITE GIRLS: DISSING EXID & LOVING BEENZINO

"VAGUE TAO, STRIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT OF EXO!!!"

"KIKO IS 25 YEARS OLD?" WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO FIND OUT, G-DRAGON

HYOYEON'S MILLION LIKES IS NOT THE HYOYEON REALITY SHOW WE WANT

V.I.P x A.R.M.Y MAKING SENSE OF BTS SAJAEGI & V MOCKING BIG BANG

This week in Act Like You Know K-Pop In-Depth MV/Song Reviews:

BIG BANG LOSER REVIEW

BIG BANG BAE BAE REVIEW

BOA WHO ARE YOU REVIEW

HYUNSEUNG MA FIRST REVIEW

JAY PARK SEX TRIP REVIEW

Nailed it!!!

Watch RC’s Big Bang Loser + Bae Bae MV Reaction: https://youtu.be/nAkk7O4aZQ0

Read RC’s In-Depth Loser Song/MV RC Review: http://rcreacts.blogspot.com/2015/05/big-bang-loser-review.html Read RC’s In-Depth Bae Bae Song/MV RC Review: http://rcreacts.blogspot.com/2015/05/big-bang-bae-bae-review.html

This is what happens to Bang Sticks when V.I.Ps have to wait three years for a Big Bang comeback.

Watch RC’s Big Bang Loser + Bae Bae MV Reaction: https://youtu.be/nAkk7O4aZQ0

Read RC’s In-Depth Loser Song/MV RC Review: http://rcreacts.blogspot.com/2015/05/big-bang-loser-review.html Read RC’s In-Depth Bae Bae Song/MV RC Review: http://rcreacts.blogspot.com/2015/05/big-bang-bae-bae-review.html

Stylist: Okay guys...8+ years of Big Bang hairstyles...we need to come up with something unique for this comeback. Something V.I.Ps haven't seen yet! GD, let's start with you. You've literally had hundreds of styles & colors, what's else is there...

G-Dragon: Sideburns...

Stylist: Huh? S-s-sideburns...

G-Dragon: Yeah...I want weird drawn-on sideburns...

Stylist: Mmmkay...while we figure that out, Youngbae! You got any ideas? No? Well, let's wash your hair & figure it out after.

[washes Taeyang's hair, sits him in front of the mirror]

Taeyang: Perfect!

Stylist: What is? Y-y-your hair? Your wet hair?

Taeyang: It's great! You did it again!!!

Stylist: Oh...kay...ummm...let's see...Daesung, you're up!

Daesung: I want bangs.

Stylist: Yeah, but you've had that look already, how about...

Daesung: No, I mean thicker bangs...bangier bangs...the bangiest bangs I can have. Bangs so thick...I can't see through them.

Stylist: Right...okay...hmmmm...so Seungri, any ideas?

Seungri: Let's try going blonde, haven't done that yet.

Stylist: Perfect, that's the type of out-of-the-box thinking I've been saying...

Seungri: Also, could you match the carpet with the drapes?

Stylist: Wait...what? I mean...I guess, but...you know what...let me just finish with T.O.P before I delve into that request...

[T.O.P sits down]

Fantastic Baby...always...Fantastic Baby...and yet...for Certified Big Bang V.I.P...it's better than nothing...

Best Solo Lawsuit: ex-EXO Kris aka Wu Yifan

Best Group Lawsuit: B.A.P

Best 3 Year Old Song That Is Performed Constantly: Big Bang's Fantastic Baby

Best Surprise Relationship: SNSD Taeyeon & EXO Baekhyun

Best Non-Surprise Relationship: SNSD Tiffany & 2PM Nichkhun

Best Relationship That Isn't Confirmed But Basically Confirmed Unofficially: f(x) Sulli & Dynamic Duo Choiza

Rookie V.I.P & YG Stan: Hey, did you hear about G-Dragon & Taeyang filming an MV?!

Pro V.I.P & YG Stan: Did YG release any media play?

Rookie V.I.P & YG Stan: No, some dancer tweeted photos...

Pro V.I.P & YG Stan: Hold on...did YG release any mysterious & uselessly vague teaser?

Rookie V.I.P & YG Stan: No, but it looks like a Big Bang sub-unit! GDYB!!!

Pro V.I.P & YG Stan: Come back to us when YG announces a date they'll change later...

Rookie V.I.P & YG Stan: What do you mean? They're clearly filming an MV, aren't you excited?!

Pro V.I.P & YG Stan: Listen...they shot 2NE1's Happy MV in 2012...released it in 2014...

Rookie V.I.P & YG Stan: You're right...

We'd like to think Scooter Braun's initial conversation with 2NE1's CL over a possible American solo debut went something like...

Scooter Braun: CL, would you be interested in a US debut?

CL: Wait a minute...what's that on your desk?

Scooter Braun: My calendar?

W Magazine can't possibly say they have wet Big Bang unless they have wet Seungri included...which is actually an easy fix...