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Hand job vs manual labor

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

Not everything that makes you uncomfortable is actually causing you harm

and not everything that causes you harm will be unpleasant at the time

idk I can tell that some tumblrinas are not up on fat politics because I see a lot of people saying stuff like “it’s better to be a little fat than waste your life trying to be thin” or like “it’s chic to have a little belly” like okay but there are fat people who are “a lot fat” and have “a lot of belly” which everyone is weirdly silent on all the time. Like the fattest person on earth still deserves to exist in human society with joy and dignity regardless of how they got to that weight or how many health conditions they have as a result of their personal actions…that should be everyone’s baseline here I’m not really sure what’s complicated about it

Holy shit, I thought for a second that was the real thing. Incredibly realistic cybertruck, how did you make it?

Same way they make the real ones, duct tape and PVA glue

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

"art should comfort the comfortable! what do you mean 'the disturbed?' ...i don't know.. that's scary"

many have pointed out that the ones with “kill tenna” have the most votes, and while that is technically true, I think’s a lot funnier to point out that the options with “marry tenna” have by far the least votes