Currently playing: Thirsty Sword Lesbians!

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

neil banging out the you

If you see me like your vent post that is me giving u a lil hug, I do not enjoy your suffering

Official graveyard post

it wad plurality.

rating: it wad plurality.

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

animals that develop patches of dense, nutritious dead cells on their skin to encourage plants to root in them and give them camouflage

If you see this this is your sign to transition. Do it. you'll be happier.

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people