Mostly Gay Comics

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

if you see hardware on yhe ground like a washer or a hex nut you have to pick it up because it’s lonely and scared. if you see any metal on the ground you have to pick it up because it’s alone and scared and lonely.

all metal fasteners are good and get a passing grade. There are no washers worthy of F's, and no D's nuts.

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

#not allowed in my profession

I paint everything -- for you see, I only have a hammer...

people who are reblogging that post about imagining a world with no ads to go "um but actually what about Some Ads! I think we should have a little advertising as a treat! surely there must be at least a couple of ads!" what is wrong with you