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Caleb and Jester need to update Fjord on the Bi Agenda
A million angry, unemployed, fucking restless new yorkers vs 36,000 worn out demoralized cops
Keep the protests up until all the cops quit after one too many 84-hour work weeks
Itâs only a trickle but it is starting :)
people apparently think rubber bullets aren't dangerous or something. they're bullets with a thin rubber coating, they're generally not, as some seem to believe, bullets made from rubber. they've got the capacity to seriously injure and kill. there is nothing nonviolent or lenient about rubber bullets.
Evidence for anyone doubting this: a photographer in Minneapolis is now blind in one eye from a suspected rubber bullet.
they aim at your eyes on purpose.
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no one gets the joke on my twitter so iâll put it out here

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Every DnD game that starts out with a serious âLord of the Ringsâ type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings
DnD game with characters named Kua the Brave, Enoch Bluehelm, and Hallow Greaves: Our current mission is to save the kingdom from the Dark Queen Ravenbone but we fucked up a charisma roll and now Kua and Ravenbone are dating and the king of Fendale was turned into a frog
DnD game with characters named Bunny Wabbit, Ford Trukk, and Dildo Baggins: Our current mission is to find a birthday present for a spoiled prince but in the process we found a lich planning to devour the life force of everyone in the land and Dildo gave his life to stop him in a scene so moving it won the Newberry Medal
If you give your players room to do whatever they want, including be silly, they will most often choose to express themselves. And you'd be amazed how much you'll start to care about characters once people have attached little pieces if their soul to them.
If you try to enforce a "serious" tone, it just makes the gags funnier, and your players will treat you with the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God.
"the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God" WHAT THE FUCK I'M DECEASED
(pike): i want a baby.
(scanlan): no.
(pike): oh ok.
(scanlan): wait donât ask another guy iâll do it.
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(vex): i want a baby.
(percy): you already have a bear.
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(keyleth): i want a baby.
(vax): give me a week.
(vax): what color.Â
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This is a great idea!
this is really cool. Kids hate the big plastic keys cos theyâre not interesting, they wanna see the things the grownups use all the time
I kinda want one of these.
DUDE. itâs a giant fucking stim board! GENIUS.
This is brilliantÂ
Shit, I might make one of these for myself
^^
This is extremely devopmentally appropriate and smart
Hey! They had a thing like this at my preschool, because not only is it a great entertainment center, its also a great tool for teaching toddlers fine motor skills.
We also had a board with the fronts of shirts, jackets etc cut out and mounted so we could fool around with and learn how to use buttons, zippers, velcro etc, which meant I was dressing myself pretty early.
We also had leftover keyboards, computer mice (sans cables) and a mix and match board of connector cables (bolted down and too short to strangle ourselves with) because I lived in silicon valley in the early 90âs when the tech boom was happening and parents would donate computer stuff for us to fuck around with.
Im looking at those gate locks up there and thatâs a bit of a bespoke parenting- Dad does run the risk of teaching this toddler how to escape a gated area like the yard, but if the kid isnât prone to wandering, itâs a good safety thing for him to learn.
Some other things to put on a fine motor skills stimboard: doorknobs and handles, switches and buttons (esp of you can wire them up to do something- kids learn patterns way earlier than you might think), window locks and cranks, assorted textures like carpet, fabrics, those reversible sequins, pebbles, sandpaper etc, the tops of jars with different kinds of lids top open and close, and (if you can stand it) anything that makes noises.
But pretty much anything that can be fiddled with, changed by touching and is safe to nom on is a good thing.
An additional caveat, from my own youth: if the fine motor boards are down at toddler height, dogs, cats, most pet birds and some reptiles will also play with and learn to manipulate these things. Which is also good mental stimulation for them but you can give your animals interesting ideas about what is ok to handle and teach them skills you might not want them to know.
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Bonus (to make everyone cry):
The CR cast using their combat turns in campaign 2
Laura: Um.. oh no.. should I do it? I donât know. Okay, Iâm just gonna do it. *casts spell that does massive damage* Oh fuck, is Nott unconscious?
Marisha: Pop-pop! Wait, where am I? Is that Fjord over there? Am I near anyone I can hit? Anyway, pop pop! And also: Super detailed, awesome description of Beauâs attacks. Aaaand, one more pop pop, because Iâm a monk and if I donât get at least 7 attacks per round whatâs even the point.
Sam:Â *Nott scream* Nott isnât looking in that specific direction so she actually doesnât know about this dangerous thing happening behind her, so she will instead do something semi-stupid that puts her in extreme danger but saves someone else from harm. Meta-gaming is the real enemy weâre fighting here. Wake up, sheeple!
Travis: I will use my turn the exact same way in every battle. Except when I donât. And then you should fear my wrath. (Warlocks only have two spell slots did you know?)
Taliesin: Fuck, man. Shit. I had a plan. But that plan was good two rounds ago and now. Fudge. I will⌠Oh man. I will just⌠okay, letâs get weird. *wins*Â
Ashley: I will spill this guyâs guts all over the floor. I will make him wear his own intestines. Let him choke on his blood. Wait, what do I roll? Oh shit, I forgot to rage.Â
Liam: *with a worrying amount of dice already in hand* Hey DM, hereâs an obscure and detailed question about the nature of the battle, the foe or a specific thing in the environment that only makes sense if you know that Iâm about to drop a 7th level fireball on your ass. Also, have I mentioned that Caleb is hot?

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The biggest break-up in Star Wars was between R2-D2 and Anakin. Like full on we are never, ever, ever getting back together level break-up.
Look at this beautiful family portrait. Look how Artoo has taken all of Anakinâs kids with him in the divorce. I love this.
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see weâre all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Lmfao this is the kind of interactive creativity we need in the world.
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I just want to know what ISP theyâre using cause my RDR2Â is currently tanking from lag the moment I interact with more than one singular human. Although that might also be the hackers nuking people from orbit.
my brother has been criticizing me all day and he told me if i wasnât happy i could go somewhere else so i wouldnât ruin everyone elseâs dinner so i took the massive bowl of pasta + special sauce i spent the last 2 hours making from scratch for the whole family and i left
it really is incredibly bold to mercilessly criticize the person who is not only making your dinner but also holding a knife
I sequestered myself in the other side of the house and ate my family-sized pasta from a mixing bowl using a serving spoon in the dark because the sun went down in the 2+ hours I spent stewing and I was too stubborn to turn on a light
the only person I shared my pasta with was my dad who on a conference call at the time and didnât just stand there and watch my brother be an asshole like the rest of my family and since he came to me in my sanctuary with his bowl and asked nicely if he could have some pasta i did share with him
sometimes youâre an adult who has been quarantined with your parents, younger siblings, grandfather, and dog for the last 2 months because of a global pandemic and some nights you just have to take your pasta and Leave because you are an adult who knows when to tap the fuck out
OP thank you not only for the amazing image of you eating pasta in the dark and your father kindly pleading for your mercy but also a wonderful example of when to set firm boundaries and prioritize yourself bless u
......... different fantasy races should be impacted differently by each other's alcohol
no more if this "fine elvin wine" shit, I am going to personally write a fantasy setting in which every human knows that elf booze tastes and feels like fantasy la croix. there's barely even a flavor, and you'd need to drink a few to even get tipsy.
meanwhile, every human with a lick of common sense knows that you need to plan accordingly if you're going to be drinking dwarven liquor, because it hits you hard and fast and you'll lose feeling in your legs faster than you thought was physically possible. the hangovers are the stuff of legend.
the flip side is that elves are an entire race of (comparative) lightweights, and a whole gaggle of teenange elves can get piss drunk passing around one bottle of fruity human wine
I think there's some compatability among drinks brewed by reptilian races (dragonborn, lizardfolk, tortles, kobolds, etc) although you run into similar translation issues as mammalians, but there is absolutely no crossover. like if a drsgonborn and a dwarf in a (very cosmopolitan) tavern were to switch drinks it would be a nonstarter.
"this is basically just a capri sun," the dragonborn says, disappointed.
"cool, I'm pretty sure I just drank actual paint thinner," the dwarf says. "get me to a hospital."
humans and halflings are probably the most compatible drinkers of any two races, although halflings find most human wines, beers, ciders, etc, a little too dry and bland for their liking. halfling alternatives are very sweet, which makes them a huge hit among the 'I like alcohol but I don't want it to taste like alcohol' crowd
I think it would be very funny if being drunk was like... a relatively new cultural development for gnomes? thereâs just something about their wacky gnomish constitution that prevented them coming by it naturally (traditionally theyâre more into a variety of mushrooms and other recreational plants) but once they started mingling more with more alcohol-happy races they learned VERY quickly and started opening, basically, turbo-breweries that are basically one part distillery and one part wizard tower. VERY popular job for young alchemists trying to make some good money, and the reason why gnomes are known (among other things) for operating the craziest night clubs
hereâs who I think should be able to get drunk but become sober at will:
1.) sufficiently powerful paladins and clerics
2.) aasimar [all of them]
2.) very very few tieflings. itâs not universal at all, but few tiefling traits are. I know 5e has really solidified them as horns + tails + inhuman skin color but we need to be making them weirderÂ
I agree with every single part of this but especially that we all need to be doing our part to make tieflings weirder, and also please someone overnight me some halfling booze

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OH NO MY HEART :â)
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With rat problems up 67%, Chicago is trying an old fashioned, low tech, solution to solve the problem -- $600 cats.
oh my god
this is why cats domesticated themselves in the first place. finally. some cats doing what they wanted all along. so wholesome
LIKE if you would have a beer with Gozer.
REBLOG if you would hunt rats with him.
IGNORE and your heart will be destroyed.
CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR
Reblogged, obviously.
Iâm one of the two brewers at Empirical Brewery, and I love these little bastards!Â
Sadly, Gozer passed away last year due to feline leukemia. However, the other three - Venkman, Egon and Raymond - are all still around and active!
Venkman is the âleaderâ of the group, and by far the most curious - he explores and investigates everyone and everything that comes through the brewery. He also has a great sense of when somebodyâs taking a picture of him and poses accordingly. Heâs not interested in having humans pet him and will run away from you.
Raymond, however, seems to have been feral for all of thirty seconds before Treehouse picked him up: He will meow for attention, and either rub up against your hand to demand pets, or flop down on the ground so you can scratch his belly. He and Venkman are close pals.
Egon is the most skittish of the bunch, and barely likes you to even look at him. Heâll investigate new things, but spends most of his time hiding and sleeping. He has a special hiding spot on top of a pipe, and he somehow has the uncanny ability to sleep with all four paws dangling completely off of it without ever falling of.
This is how they spend most of their day. If you ever find a stray cat hair on one of your six-packs, itâs probably Raymondâs. The guy sheds like mad.
Venkmanâs curiosity occasionally gets the better of him. This is what happened when a new pump came into the brewery. He managed to escape handily enough, though.
Like I said, Venkman likes to pose.
Buddies. <3
Come by Empirical Brewery sometime, and maybe youâll get to see them!
RIP Gozer, destroyer of hearts
CATS WITH JOBSSSSSS!!!
What a great thing to wake up to.Â
Finding cats that are far more motivated than I am.Â