toxic bitch

The only honest mechanic left

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

This post applies regardless of your sexuality, but never date 30 year olds while you’re in your early 20s or late teens cuz’ they might seem cool, sexy, and mature but you will always eventually find out why they can’t get anyone their own age to date them, and you will always eventually outgrow them. They’re losers, and people their own age can easily tell.

Y’all have got great futures ahead of you and the last thing any of y’all need is a 30 year old failure holding you back.