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every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

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"you cannot have a category of person that stops being a person or everyone that someone wants to get rid of is going to end up being put in that category" and other really fucking obvious and basic observations that everyone ignores in favor of putting people they want to get rid of into a category they think makes them stop being a person
[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Pride Month at PTMC 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Some hcs centered around pride month. I know I missed some characters, feel free to add your own hcs to the mix.
It starts with Emma who waltzes into the ED on June 1st with that big almost child-like smile of hers and a pride flag pinned to her backpack.
She’s gotten into a habit of leaving her backpack with Dana and the attendings’ things in central command. The pin sits there, mostly unnoticed, but a from time to time a patient or coworker will comment on it. Emma, bless her, smiles and tells them about her grandmother who actually came out of the closet in her late 50s.
Trinity starts a running joke that asking her to do anything she doesn’t want to do during Pride is homophobic. She tries it on Baran who lets the joke fly right past her. She immediately takes it to heart and pulls Trinity aside to ask her what gave Trinity that impression. Trinity has to immediately retract what she said and apologize because the look in her attendings’ eye is so earnest.
When she tries the joke out on Robby, “Don’t be so homophobic old man,” he just rolls his eyes and pulls up his pant leg, revealing his bi pride themed socks. “Don’t be so biphobic little girl.” He throws back. Uno Reverse.
Mel gets an emergency call from her sister who has been invited to a Pride parade. “But I do not know if I can go considering I’m a heterosexual Mel,”
Mel asks Parker for her take about the situation. Parker who looks at Mel like she’s grown another head. Because of course, “Allies are always welcome at Pride. Have you never been to one?” This is how Parker ends up inviting Mel and Becca to go with her and Shen this year.
Baran buys the ED a cake in the 28th to celebrate and commemorate the anniversary of Stonewall. Its a vanilla with a butter creme frosting and a pastel rainbow design. She has everyone swear to not tell any other floors or HR. Self expression isn’t exactly encouraged in the ED.
During the month of June, Shen likes to reprise his role as Moana Shenanigans, his drag persona. Most of the ED is unaware of his extracurricular activities, except for Jack Abbott who caught him doing a show one afternoon and was immediately sworn to silence. Now when they talk about her, anyone listening in just wonders why in the world Shen would call his sister “Moanica” when he mentions her.
Speaking of the people upstairs, not all of them are happy with Emma’s pin. Clark the Shark is one such attending, and unsurprisingly Gloria makes a trip downstairs to see what the hullabaloo is all about.
Gloria asks Dana about it who shrugs but also tells her it hasn’t been a problem with a single patient, but that Gloria should just let it go since it’s Emma who doesn’t have an offensive bone in her body.
When Gloria sees the backpack, and then sees nurse Emma wearing the backpack on her way out the ED, she calls the young nurse to talk with her. Within seconds Emma’s positivity and girl-scout energy stun locks Gloria. She didn’t know people as sweet and innocent like Emma still existed, and then she conveniently forgets to ask to remove the pin at all.
When Trinity asks Dana what she’s doing for pride it’s mostly in jest, so she’s surprised when she has an answer. “I’m getting dinner with my son,” she tells her. Dana and her son have an estranged relationship sure, but it was never about his sexuality and they both knew that. Every June they attempt to get dinner together somewhere.
Trinity hosts movie nights at her apartment and forces Victoria and Whitaker to watch wlw movies with her. Every week the movie changes. She shows them DEBS one week after a long shift when they could use a laugh. She plays Imagine Me & You at the beginning of a long weekend, and she even gets them to watch the Itty Bitty Titty Comittee when she’s curious about what Victoria’s reaction will be to the penis rocket at the end of the movie.
She mostly chooses these movies because they’re all without nudity. She hates watching sex scenes around Whitaker. He always goes all red and has to cover his face. Its so awkward. “But they didn’t consent Trinity.”
Victoria plays it off like she’s never seen any wlw movies to Trinity because she’s never really acknowledged her own sexuality out loud. On the outside she’s straight passing but sometimes it was hard not to let it slip. But not even her family knows, and she does still like guys so she lets them keep thinking she’s completely straight. She knows she’s at least bisexual, she saw the Half of It once during COVID and it changed her life.
Abbott casually mentions to Baran (who was not at all asking for this information) about a relationship he had with another man in medical school. It never really went anywhere he says, but he sees the appeal.
Baran is.. well Baran is conflicted. She’s a woman who wears many hats, sometimes shes an attending, sometimes she’s a mother, and sometimes she’s an ex-wife. An ex-wife who thought for the first 30-40 years of her life that she was completely straight.
For a long time she felt a lot of needless guilt, as if she had kept a secret from herself and hadn’t been honest. The divorce gave her time to process these thoughts and feelings.
She isn’t inexperienced by any means, she’s been divorced for well over three years now, but she is still new at this dating women thing.
McKay has it made for Pride. Working with the street crew has given her the opportunity to work as medic staff alongside the parade. She’s manned the tent for the past 5 years. She stands at the side of the road under a tent as the parade passes by and hands out cold waters to the dancers and strippers hired to be on the floats. Sometimes she has to treat a case of heat exhaustion, dehydration, or the occasional alcohol poisoning, but its worth it to be able to ogle the hot men passing by.
Victoria hears about this first and passes along the information to Whitaker and Trinity. They basically invite themselves and McKay regrets giving away her secrets. Nonetheless they all have a blast.
Speaking of Whitaker and Trinity, they consider hosting a pride party at their apartment. The place is way too small for it and their landlord is a grumpy old man, so they try to relocate it to Garcia’s instead.
Garcia agrees but has a bunch of stipulations on keeping the house clean and includes not being responsible for the set up or the clean up after.
So instead Trinity floats the idea past Baran who surprisingly agrees to host at her house. She also promptly invites the entire ED with an e-vite via an email with several crudely cropped pride gifs. (Again she’s a little insane)
The party goes well, if not a little tame because of the venue. Baran seems to love having company at the house and catered themed food for the party. The best part of the night is definitely the visit the guests get from Moanica Shenanigans complete with a round of karaoke that sets off Trinity and Mel to do a group rendition of Abracadabra by Lady Gaga that is both too aggressive and too raspy to stay in key.
I’m at my friend’s apartment in dublin. she’s been trapped in her bathroom for like an hour and maintenance just showed up with KITCHEN UTENSILS??? 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
I’m giving them 15 more minutes and then I’m walking across the street to the conveniently located fire department bc he just tried to pry open this metal door with a kitchen spoon
he’s giving me attitude for asking for a locksmith. i was going to be polite for as long as we needed him as an ally but he’s run his use.
just realized he’s wearing a single latex glove. for why
like i know sometimes the most unassuming tools do the job but i cannot stress enough that he simply tried to pry open a metal fire door with it. he didn’t try to employ it on the lock in any way. the slotted spoon told me immediately this was not our man. pack it up chef boyardee
So what was it like having the fire department axe open the door
So what was it like
having the fire department
axe open the door
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard
just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !
Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!
Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir
I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks
sometimes I think about trinity santos and just start crying like wdym you're callous and jaded and people usually only see that when they look at you, someone abrasive, someone uncaring, someone "with an aggressive energy" and yet you are unwaveringly kind where it matters.
taking in a man you barely know just because he needed a place to stay. noticing mel's loneliness and taking her out for a fun night, even offering to bring her sister along with zero problems. noticing an attempted suicide when no one else did, staying with him and talking to him and showing him that people do care, and life is worth it.
and you've been chewed up and spit out by life over and over again and you're not healed and maybe you never will be all the way but every day you try. you're making a life for yourself, making a career that you're fucking good at, starting to make friends, and if you fail you just keep trying. and you care about doing the right thing. you hide behind a shell but you fucking care. so much.
character of all time I'm crying screaming sobbing my girllll my fucking girl
@withdevovotion I stand by my cancelled wife

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Oh im fucking sick to my stomach. Chill
c: latimes
you should come within biting range. no reason
As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore
Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people
I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history
You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again
Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.
day 6 / ???
this is really interesting in how it frames disability/low spoons/etc as not being a series of internal symptoms, but specifically a situation in which daily tasks increase in complexity. for example i used to be able to wash the dishes normally. but now mental and physical issues combine to make that situation have a lot of prequalifications (do I have time, energy, how long can I do it without being sore the next day) that means many more steps are involved in getting that single physical act of washing a dish to be done.
I’m trying to remember the quote. “On a good day, doing laundry is three steps. On a bad day, the first step is getting out of bed.”

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mutuals
Which is prev?
Unmarried girl
Apologist
Craftsman who works with a wheel
Archivist
Dying person
Educator
Girl
Jurist
Knife sharpener
Lawyer
Librarian
they got married btw
oh you’re not kidding