Itsa me, sad luigiiii

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

ITS BACK

This fucking site…

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

I’ve had a very hard day and this actually made me feel better.

@honeybee-mercenary

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

Me trying to comfort my friends

it says shaggy has absolutely no ambitiom whatsoever. even ghe damned dog has some sort of life goal and he wants to eat dog treats for the rest of eternity. shaggy doesnt give a Fuckk. fun Scoobe-Doo™ trivia for the whole family: shaggy is a fucking nihilist

Scooby Doo is middle aged.

anyone gonna acknowlege that scooby’s real name is canonically scoobert

Oh no baby 

play that funky music jazz man

#EGGSCELLENT #WHAT SIZE SHELLS DOES THE GATLEGG GUN FIRE #WERE THESE DEVELOPED BY A CRACK TEAM OF R&D?