little weirdo freak

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

For the purposes of statements like "You shouldn't base your understanding of queer politics purely on what you've experienced online," Seattle counts as online.

If it's a place where you could be recognized as a niche Tumblr microcelebrity by strangers, you're still online.

And btw if your examples of Real Queer Experiences only extend to the borders of the United States of America you're still part of the wider prolem of queer discourse being turbo-US-centric.

Did you know nonbinary people exist in countries where the majority language doesn't have gendered third-person pronouns

Did you know that for the vast majority of trans people worldwide, the "local trans scene" is straight up not a thing that exists in any meaningful capacity, rather than a thing so huge it produces multiple people who think all trans politics look like those of Specific City They Personally Live In?