anything's a meal if you can stomach it

ewww youre Not a gross freak... ? thats so weeeirddd.. i dont think we can be friends sorry

such a good reaction image

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

The point of life is to repress yourself and hinder your own growth

divorcebearing hips

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp