stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

not even his name.

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby