King of the rodents

[cooing at a picture of a baby bird] awwwwww so cute. awwwww so cutes. awwwso cutes. awwwww [face grows cold and distant as my motherly instincts kick in] if the unit does not generate surplus value it must be destroyed

while salient points of criticism worth considering the problem with reassigning me to antarctica for my crimes isn't anything to do with the flaws of the carceral system or the efficacy of punitive "justice" but simply that i would enjoy it too much

getting sentenced to social execution but i look so excited and relieved by the prospect of getting to spend the rest of my life isolated in abject misery unable to meaningfully harm anyone ever again that the judge overturns their ruling and they just shoot me in the back of the head instead

Something about the bastardization of the story time and time again proves that nobody in power really cares about the people who would resonate with King’s Carrie White. A girl so ugly and repulsive she’s been removed from her own story. The societal need for women and girls to be constantly perceived as attractive is what fuels a fair amount of her torment in the book, but that person isn’t even allowed to exist on the screen. We cannot empathize with her; it isn’t allowed. It’s fascinating to me.

Pokemon Heritage Post

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

it's been months and I'm still baffled by how this one-sentence post keeps getting so many responses that go "this exists except without the last part of the sentence"

there should be a tumblr without piss poor reading comprehension

we already have that except with piss poor reading comprehension, which i assume is like an extraneous detail rather than a major part of the point you're making

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king