predominantly hater, only incidentally lover

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

Wawoo

shut the fuck up 

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

I watched this whole thing on the North Sentinel Island people, and I assumed they automatically killed people who got near their island (which if that was the case I’d still support them). But hearing about people’s encounters, they repeatedly give people warnings and chances to retreat before they resort to deadly force. It’s also worth noting the few times that women have been apart of the contact groups, the North Sentinel Island people did not or were way less likely to attack. They also do not have a hair pin trigger, as one person on an expedition accidentally hit a boy in the head with a coconut, and no harm came to them. The boy and the people around his actually found it hilarious. They were friendly and collaborated with a group that was taking apart a boat wreck near the island. The North Sentinel Island people just really do not fuck with men who repeatedly try to force themselves on their island and on their people. Which I have the highest respect for that 🫡

deleting my blog and finding all my old mutuals as various documents because pdfs are the new tumblr

shawty like a scary voice in my head

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

it is funny to me when british people use tumblr, a US owned site populated by predominantly US users, and get mad when britain isn't the first consideration for something low-stakes like timezones

and it's always followed by some diatribe about how US americans are the lowest form of intelligent life because one of them mistakenly made a social gaffe where they thought you were in one timezone instead of another