let goodness run rampant

does anyone know how to stop being so sleepy

it's okay to be misunderstood...... it's part of being.... and we're always being..

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

forgive me father for i am back on my bullshit

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

I have GOT to clean out my purse. Why am I pulling out a spoon and a bottle of Mexican vanilla every time I need some chapstick

i don’t want to practice what i’m bad at i want to do what i’m already good at over and over forever. but that’s not helpful now is it

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

Gonna remember "buddy that's not the character that's your OC committing identity fraud."

ship of OCtheus

Jesus christ I love humanity