let goodness run rampant

uihhhm waiter. theres a challenging theme in my soup

is she... you know... *recites nicene creed*

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

miss you (the money i spent)

if you cannot tolerate boredom you will unconsciously create problems to feel alive

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

at the end of the day this is run and play with friends dot com

I know I'm some years late to the party but wow. Tsar mirnatius guy of all time. Naomi novik really said, what if howl movingcastle but x10 times more pathetic and what if calcifer but evil

#mirnatius was so pathetic and completely resigned to his fate#never in his wildest dreams would he have imagined anybody might save him#especially since in a very real sense he did not think anybody COULD save him#and probably also didn't think anybody should save him - though he still wanted to be saved#and lo and behold someone did. and that moment was sooooo - via @parkersgeorg

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

lets All lock in starting Right Now

embarrassing yourself sucks but it is Not the end of the world. I'm telling me this