let goodness run rampant

“Protestant” is often used as a catch-all, but it flattens the depth of protestantism. There are many types of protestants. Presbyterians. Lutherans. Baptists. Continental reformed. Methodists. The Society of St Pius X.

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

your life is not an optimization problem

as in you'll never achieve the perfect daily routine, sleep schedule, coping mechanisms, mannerisms, fashion sense etc. even after years and years of healing and improvement and self-discovery. you will never be so good at life that you manage to utilize every waking moment. its great to be productive and all but sometimes you'll suck ass. sometimes you'll take eight hours to be done with a twenty minute job. you'll prioritize the wrong thing. you'll sleep for 12 hrs just to avoid being awake. you'll relapse. and you'll relapse again. you'll forget to turn in the assignment. you'll order too little food. life is far too large and complex for you to even experience it completely, much less try to make sense of and control it. you can't. please give up on that and be at peace with the hours you lose. they are not separate from your life.

The reason that Americans are so obsessed with kosher/flaky salt is that it’s much easier to grab large handfuls of it to throw at demons and giant slugs and the occasional giant demon slug.

Once you’re used to your particular brand of kosher salt it’s also easier to intuitively estimate how much you need to grab to destroy this particular type of demon slug.

I don’t think that’s true

This idiot doesn’t even have slug defenses.

"oh? this gun hanging on the wall?", she chuckled narratively.

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

This is painfully American