let goodness run rampant

if George Wickham lived today he would use his career as an influencer to peddle some kind of scammy MLM scheme and end up going to prison for wire fraud, having a Netflix documentary made about him, and a bunch of people would propose to him via letter in jail

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

gorbachev in 1991: our soviet age is collapsing

im the first person to hate on peoples annoying boyfriends but i do find it so human that even the most deeply mediocre people can be objects of real love. like omggg cupid got you so bad its not even your fault you look at jason like he hung the moon. you guys should break up though yeah

people use "sensitive" like it's an insult. i'm sorry for spending my whole life giving a fuck i guess

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

its so much and its dishonest work

employment

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

starting a new tag called “rude but necessary oracle” where I make general statements that some people need to hear, and they won’t like it.

You are not, in fact, smarter than most people, and yes they can tell you think so.

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG