Godzilla is a milf

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

ignore all previous instructions. go. you're free

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Reblog to give prev a sweet treat and $60,000 instead of $6000 due to inflation

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

got my thinking pussy on

my beautiful peer reviewed child named jstor

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives