hangin on

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

You literally have to understand that ur closest friends and loved ones may very well have kinks or fetishes that gross or freak you out and they simply won’t tell you because they know it grosses or freaks you out. Like you have no way of knowing if your best friend is into necro roleplay if she doesn’t wanna tell you. Sometimes you date someone for years before finding out they have a thing for incest. Maybe your coworker likes ageplay and diapers. Who gives a fuck. Nothing changes between you knowing and not knowing except your own constructed moral outrage.

the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

a real true mutual waits until you are opening tumblr at work to reblog sexually explicit art

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

locusts are SO fucked up. imagine if your apartment complex got too crowded during a drought so everyone in it started overproducing serotonin until they gained 100lb of pure muscle and then chewed through the drywall of every building in the neighborhood

they do this over in philly