crow fjord, maybe raven. you don't know

sometimes it almost feels cartoonish to acknowledge how freaking gay peter parker and johnny storm are like wdym villains use johnny’s messages in the sky to lure peter or they would just capture johnny as bait. wdym dressing up as spider-man is the best plan to lull johnny into a false sense of security to trap him.

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

I’m a believer that Johnny does have a crush on Peter, like, canonically. There is no other explanation.

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

Tumblr has a very odd relationship with the English language, which probably explains the terrible reading comprehension.

big fan of when characters meet another version of themselves and their first instinct is to literally physically kill their doppelganger with their own two hands. which could mean absolutely nothing.

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

the knife

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

we need to normalize a tradition where nonpartnering aros are like "hey, i'm officially never getting married, please come to this party and give me whatever kitchenware you would have bought me for a wedding"

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.