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Sometimes I think about how invader zim accidentally led to the creation of avatar the last air bender and Iâm just just..woah!!! Things can impact other things just like that. Crazy.
And Portal!
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Portal?
At the very least, one of the artbooks (I think???) discussed how IZ was a huge inspiration for Portal, especially in its music.
It...checks out.
Thatâs incredible if true
Ngl when I first played Hollow Knight, our character reminded me of Zim. Glad I'm not the only one who sees it.
Yet another reminder that faking is a conscious choice that you make.
It is not something you can do accidentally, regards of what youâre talking about.
You canât accidentally fake depression, or anxiety, or bipolar disorder, or schizophrenia, or any other mental illness.
You canât accidentally fake Borderline Personality Disorder, Histrionic Personality Disorder, personality disorders.
You canât accidentally fake ADHD, autism, Touretteâs Syndrome, auditory processing disorder, aphasia or any other neurodivergence
You canât accidentally fake being trans or ace-spec or aro-spec or any other LGBTQIA+ identity.
You canât accidentally fake chronic illnesses like CFS, fibromyalgia or any chronic illness.
You also canât accidentally fake being good/intelligent at something. You didnât fool your peers into reaching your position.
You canât accidentally fake trauma, PTSD/cPTSD, DID/OSDD/DDNOS or any other trauma-based disorder.
Tldr:
Faking is a conscious choice.
You cannot do it by accident.
If you are worried that you are faking, that in itself is proof that you are not.
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Thatâs Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. Thatâs because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.
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Reblog if you:
Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs
Have a friend with that problem
Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way
No one will know which is it
This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not⌠like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. Iâm not even exaggerating.
So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guyâs video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all âoh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEMâ and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.
So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.
These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and theyâll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, itâs a pretty clear âfuck youâ to anyone trying to do repairs.
anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect
This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because heâs giving people control.
How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.
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A cool video about things companies do that arenât in the interest of the consumer but are for profit. A good watch. https://youtu.be/j5v8D-alAKE
âđžHit dat link (Even if it DOES have an annoying Ad Interrupt RIGHT in the middle of it)
Designed Obsolescence is a serious peeve of mine. That and the fact that Warranties are an utter SCAM. Itâs absolutely no coincidence that most products break RIGHT after the Warranty runs out. Products are designed, tested-to-destruction, & engineered to ware-out after a set amount of time. Warranties are written do run JUST OUTSIDE that products useful Lifetime.

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"But won't children be confused by all the LGBT-"
Yesterday I saw a mother with a baby carriage, being followed by a girl of about 4-6 years old on a bicycle. The kid started ringing her bike bell like RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, and the mother turned to look behind them to see whether they were being followed by a cyclist who desperately needs to pass them for the sake of everyone's safety.
And the little girl - who just rang the goddamn bell herself 5 seconds ago - also turned to look.
Kids are confused by everything at all times. They don't know jack shit. About anything.
i remember being like 8 or 9 and being told that my dadâs ex-wife was no longer diane and we were to address her as daniel now. my reaction: âok.â
me and my brother later had a small discussion about whether that could happen randomly (conclusion: no, he probably had to file papers or something) and whether daniel should now be referred to as dadâs ex-husband (conclusion: yes but only to see the face heâll make) but at no point did we find it like... alarming? the world is big and weird. we were used to it.
finding out a sorta-relative could just change genders off camera, as it were, was a whole lot less head-splodey than finding out there were no squirrels in australia!
Wait there aren't any squirrels in Australia?
This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.
Amen.
I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldnât take the seat.
If God is all-powerful, then why does He require blood sacrifice to do what I can do with three simple words? âI forgive you.â There. That wasnât so difficult, now, was it? And nobody had to get nailed to anything.
Arguing with god? Welcome to Judaism, yâall. Thatâs literally our job description: the word âIsraelâ means âto wrestle/struggle with god.â One of our most holy books is composed entirely of Bible concrit.
By the way, Stephen Fry is Jewish (Jewish ancestry passes down the maternal line), and is âas proud of being Jewish as [he is] of being gay.â
Yes, you can be an atheist and still be a Jew. Itâs a thing. :)
Wow, he acknowledged that there are non-monotheistic beliefs, and that not all gods are creator-gods, or are omnipotent/omniscient/omnibenevolent. Most atheists donât.
I mean, I can get behind his other sentiments, too, I wouldnât enter the heaven of a god like that either, thanks.
Itâs just also nice to have it acknowledged that other viewpoints exist, and indeed existed before that concept of god did.
hey I'm gonna fix all discourse real quick, watch this
1) mind your own fucking business
2) take care of your own mental health first before attempting to dictate to others how to care for theirs
3) nothing about the human experience is binary, any attempts to simplify existence down into two categories of good or bad/right or wrong will fail because there will always, ALWAYS be someone or something that cannot be categorized. Doing this to human beings is oppressive.
4) what nourishes the lily drowns the cactus. your wounds heal differently than others. respect that other people know their needs better than you do, and stop trying to change peoples needs when they don't suit yours.
Modern papyrus makers. [source]
this is his etsy store. heâs selling prints and also the papyrus paper !
gays be like "omg how do you know what models of car are" when literally every car in the world has their make and model plastered right on to it
Uber: "I am arriving in a grey honda civic"
Gays: "Omg what the fuck how do I tell what that is"
The literal back of the fucking car:
âmemorize the differences between these you stupid fruitâ
new tag game: try to name these

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autism not awful thing , just how head work ... but , not always easy .
autism pride mean we all promise agree that we not all same .
some us need help you maybe not . autism pride mean you accept that .
some us have more in head than just autism . autism pride mean you accept that .
some us have thing in body also . autism pride mean you accept us .
autism pride come from with in , not pretend we all same . we not need same , we need care .
I donât know where this is from, but I found it in a thread on Facebook and I am CRYING
Glad to see this is getting notes again now that itâs April.
Remember friends, Autism Speaks is a corrupt organization that does not speak for autistic people!
Quelling the Tumblrcryptid Panic
OK so thereâs a lot of posts out there where the op actually believes the tumblrcryptid joke is an NFT.
Itâs not. If you look at the code, you can see this is a randomizer that picks a random image, some text from a list of lines, and one of your tags.Â
And I actually researched this so I could tell you (due to some panic in the comments of these posts) you canât accidentally reblog art thatâs connected to NFTs and/or blockchain. Thatâs not how it works. Cryptocurrency is a very complicated thing. You canât do anything to stop the âspreadâ of NFT art. You canât accidentally support it. You must deliberately involve yourself.Â
The tumblr cryptids shit is a poor attempt to read the room by @staff, who saw that a bunch of people were posting about it and thought it would be perfect for a joke. Rather than raise awareness about how solving one single âproblemâ on the block chain can use as much energy as one small country in a whole day, they decided to make a cute randomizer that poses itself as an NFT.Â
You are NOT contributing to the cryptocurrency problem by playing with this. You are NOT a bad person if you posted one. You arenât even on the cryptocurrency radar.Â
PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST. A lot of people have anxiety about this shit, and the immediate panic by people who donât understand is harming them!
people need to stop saying things so i can repeat them. i saw like 3 people say bestie and now i cant stop saying it
when i say âunfollow me if you support trumpâ im not saying it ironically. no, seriously, if you support trump then i dont want your disgraceful ass to be in any way associated with my blog. get out.
trump and his group of terrorists are currently attempting a coup dâĂŠtat and occupiying Capitol Hill. supporting trump is supporting fascism and terrorism. period.

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Wait, you havenât seen any dragon plushies today??
Letâs fix that.
thank you
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oh okay so people are cancelling dream now bc he faked minecraft speedrunning stats and not because he collabed with n*zis and says racist ableist shit?
like man i guess i get the point of saying hes a ânaughty boyâ or whatever for cheating but this is the kind of shit that pisses me off. youtube and gaming youtubers have a huge neo-n*zi problem and ignoring it because its âjust minecraftâ is only making the issue worse. youtube videos and the popularity of youtubers DOES affect real life, as im pretty sure any jewish kid or kid of color who was in middle school when pdp was just getting popular can tell you
i honestly do not care how much youre âhyperfixatingâ on that shit or how much you claim to not be a neo-n*zi. supporting people like dream or jschlatt bc you think theyre funny is exactly what neo-n*zis want you to do to spread their awful fucking rhetoric and make antisemitism and racism seem like a joke and ive about had it seeing them get so popular on twitter and tumblr
someone canât control their hyperfixations or special interests. do not punish or shame someone for that.
bitch yes, im going to shame you for hyperfixating on a fucking neo-n*zi and supporting their actions. i know as well as any adhd autistic person how much hyperfixations can seen out of control but adhd and autistic people have a responsibility just as much as literally any person
if you hyperfixate on dream, pdp, or whatever consider how you still watched people like dream and pdp even after it has already been well known that they are neo-n*zi freaks. consider your reactions to their actions and the way you treat what theyâve said about jewish people and people of color. consider how you still continue to post about them, ignore and never critizice their behavior, and support them or give them clout
you cannot control your hyperfixations or special interests, sure, but they do NOT exist in a vacuum and you cant fucking pretend they are because you dont want to have to change your own behavior
Okay so I literally have no clue where the neo-nazi and problematic labels for Dream have come from. Can someone please explain? I know he made a video with Notch and I know he collabs with Pewdiepie but that doesn't automatically mean he shares the same views, right? What am I missing? (and yes I saw about the speedrun that's not what I'm asking about)