i thought about the complete lack of satine in mando s3 again and i got so annoyed i had to make a comic

DOCTOR WHO

wuthering heights (1847) - emily brontë

field trip cancelled

Based off hit tumblr post:

the martian is like “bring this guy back home!!”

He's not morally against swearing, he said holy fucking shit when he saw the Blip-A for the first time, the only reason he doesn't swear normally is because he trained himself out of it because he teaches middle schoolers. If I'm remembering right, he even calls one of the kids a smartass in his internal narration at one point. He's spent so long not swearing that he's not just going to fall out of the habit immediately.

We know that at some point, he learned Eridian swearing anyway because Rocky swears in the final chapter of the book. And I think he learned most of them when Rocky reamed him out after leaving the taumoeba collector out at room temp.

if they’re the same people, explain this:

Except it’s - "(Your Name) and I made a baby"

Which immediately sends Stratt into a stressful spiral because she thinks her lead project scientist is about to become a father on a timeline meant to save the world.

Cue Ryland frantically tripping over his words to explain that he meant an astrophage baby, not a human baby.

All the while he is turning beet red because now the image of a real, actual human baby with you is firmly stuck in his head and his brain is short-circuiting.

Can you hear me scream?!