in my marriage era

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holes” are ideas that can absolutely coexist

Artificial violence is not actually a corrupting influence but hanging out with assholes sure is.

the real corruption was the friends we made along the way

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

why did none of yall TELL me that psych got intense. here I am, watching this show, thinking it’s just business as usual, enjoying the hilarious workplace hijinks when BAM. serial killer specifically targeting shawn. we recover from that and we’re enjoying the antics and jokes when WHAM. serial killers fucked up counterpart is back targeting Shawn AGAIN. what the fuck!! shit is clearly not over but it’s gonna be another full season before something happens again. shawn SAW him with his own eyes and yet!!! and then we find out that there’s a connection between the serial killers and shawn’s childhood. and it’s gonna be a full season before we see anything else of this I am going to be ill!!!!!

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

Post like Pokemon were real.

Just want to make sure people are aware that the artist is on ArtStation and many of these, including the longing stare at witch one, are in fact for sale as prints for highly reasonable prices - the cheapest option being an 8 by 12 art poster for 18 US dollars (plus shipping).