Random Random Thing

If all you're able to do lately is not fall apart, that's still worth clapping for.

its very important to forceplural your friends and manipulate them into developing headmates that can say "no" to people

"imagine a version of yourself or even just a character you really like that is more assertive and like say aloud what you think they might say! its all make believe, of course. no risk of anything weird happening. just a good exercise in um uh imagination. anyways keep doing that and also make her do a twirl"

"have you given her a name yet? you should! its a fun activity with no side effects! another fun activity you can do afterwards is to respond to that name with what you think she would say! just for fun of course!"

You really do have to choose to be kinder and more gentle to yourself. Over and over and over again. So fucking hell me

The Reblog (2014)

Bahahahaha love this

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

The Delayed Reblogging (2026)

when you really think about it having a printer isn't all that different from not having a printer because either way nothing gets printed

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

Hey so not to be all "what the fuck, Youths," but...what the fuck, Youths