warning: once you hit thirty you’ll start having weeks so bizarre and awful that stand up comedians will want to farm you for content

less artificial intelligence and more ancestral knowledge please.

Periodic reminder that it's perfectly normal to be turned on by fantasies that you dont want to try in real life

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

casting my spell that makes you touch yourself to the thought of me

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

Be honest, would you watch me play with myself through the crack in my door?

Reluctant forced breeding that starts when they're asleep.

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about