same dudes who say that harder means faster are the same ones who'll start doing some weird shit as soon as you say you're gonna cum

Me and who?

i don't know who needs to hear this but most girls need you to actually be emotionally supportive and present in order for them to want to open up to you sexually

“you’re so quiet” thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

Come with me we’re going laughing

juuuust lemme suck on the tip,,, i don’t care that it’s soft cmonnn it’s not that seriousss you won’t even notice i’m there man don’t be a prude

when ur favorite mutual isn’t even online to see u being a whore. fucking idiot. Who am i even doing this for

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

polycule