RandomHuman

Ah, getting childhood trauma even when you have decent parents. Weird ass experience.

People will hear that you have childhood trauma and immediately say "I'm going to kill your parents for you" like. what a weird thing to say???

A parent being dead is part of the problem actually in my case lol

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

So was it close or...

oh VERY close. give or take one thousand five hundred kilometres

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

And now it's time for every cat owner's favourite game: Why Are You Wet?

"I'm so lazy for lying down so often" "I'm so greedy for eating such a big meal" MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND!!!! YOUUUU ARE A GIANT OMNIVORE. YOU'RE MEGAFAUNA. DO YOU KNOWWW HOW ENERGY EXPENSIVE IT IS TO KEEP A GIANT OMNIVORE WITH A HUGE BRAIN RUNNING. very!!! very energy expensive!!! eat that burger take that nap. holy moly. you wonderful animal. your species is made for frequent meals and daytime rests and long sleeps. let yourself be a human.

I did some napkin math on the kilowatts it takes to run a human when you convert over from calories and 2000 calories a day is 2.326 kWh, or roughly a Jackery HomePower 3000 a day, and when you look at the stored energy in a typical person, i.e. stored as fat, I at least was kind of horrified and wondered why people aren't near constantly on fire, and then remembered that we're technically combustion engine, so we kind of are, begrudgingly, just not in a way that harms us.

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

i just checked my status effects for the first time in a while how long have i been Doomed for

Trump/Epstein Files: GOP

Additionally, why the everloving fuck are they recording these phone calls? Is this the norm with these sorts of things? Why would they need to record these?

This is sick as fuck 10/10