MOTHMAN PROPAGANDA

men aren't obsessed with Rome they're obsessed with being patriarchs who get to subjugate everyone around them. He doesn't care about Pliny the Elder, he's having wet dreams where he gets to be Caesar. It's unironically the new vegas thing, we're living in an age beyond on-the-nose satire. This was also mussolini's deal

I'm so good at getting sleepy before bed time. Just the sleepiest girl you've ever seen. At bed time? I could stay awake forever.

Someone hacked into and deleted my Tumblr while I was using it. All of my posts gained red text and the letters swirled around like a tornado before being scattered off screen. Presumably for others to use in their text posts

that's a cat ✅️

Wonderfully helpful little kitty here to sup up all those good molten metals! And you too could drink metal with this kitty, now for the low low price of only $12.50!

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

they should invent a headache that goes away. at all

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

Please anyone tell me if I accidentally reblog sth ai generated! It's NEVER intentional

stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

Theres something deepy wrong with me but it dodent matter. It dodentWait. The dodent🐁 holy shittttt 🐁🐁