*muffled ribbits*

reblog to boop prev with your paw

so it turns out that chemical runoff from ai datacenters is causing chromosomal defects in sheep populations, causing something like 95% of affected sheep to be born female

that's right: ai is to blame for the ram shortage

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

out thrifitng, I hear a mom hiss “aiden. do not.” then a short pause followed by fervent bongo playing

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton