"Would you like to get notifications when they post?"
I'm sorry, the only notifications I get are AO3 chapter updates
d e v o n

Game Changer & Make Some Noise

Andulka
Monterey Bay Aquarium

shark vs the universe
ojovivo
Mike Driver
Doug Jones
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr

tannertan36

#extradirty

pixel skylines
almost home
Color Me Curious
🪼
The Bowery Presents
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Claire Keane
noise dept.
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Australia

seen from Philippines

seen from France

seen from Peru
seen from United States

seen from Singapore

seen from Malaysia
seen from Brazil
seen from Netherlands
seen from Austria
seen from Singapore

seen from Malaysia
seen from Iraq

seen from Uzbekistan

seen from United States

seen from Philippines
seen from Brazil

seen from China

seen from United Kingdom
@ramble-onward
"Would you like to get notifications when they post?"
I'm sorry, the only notifications I get are AO3 chapter updates

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Item: bayonet violin with scope for precision ranged spells
the waffles pancakes and frenchtoast communities remain divided, and for what
nothing stronger about us apart
how victorian <- is referring to the tv show victorious
how edwardian <- is referring to the tv show ed edd n eddy
i’m in love with u
Y’all.
To my utter surprise and joy, i have reached 1000 followers.
What the fuck y’all? I fucking love you guys.
💖💖💖
Anyway. I feel I should commemorate it or something. So.
I shall do a give-away!
Who wants a free quilt?!
Everyone. Everyone wants a free quilt.
I am even gonna pay shipping (yes even to the states) for you. This will be 100% free to you, you will not have to pay a dime.
How do you enter?
Everyone who reblogs this post will get one entry into the draw.
(Multiple reblogs is still only one entry, sorry 😂)
You don’t even have to be following me.
On August 20, 2026 I will turn off reblogs and put everyone’s names into the draw to pick someone. I’ll DM whoever gets drawn for option selection and shipping details.
Once that’s happened, I will turn the reblogs back on (just so people can keep sharing) and post the winner’s tumblr. If the winner doesn’t want to be perceived, I can just post which quilt was picked.
If, for some reason, I cannot get a hold of the winner after 24 hours, or they decide they don’t want it after all, I will do a second draw and try to contact that person.
Since everyone has a different tastes, I’ve decided to offer up a choice of quilts for the winner to pick from.
Option 1 is a 77”x103” queen size quilt made with a bright floral on a pastel dot background. It also has a soft and thick backing, making the quilt heavy and warm.
Option 2 is a 74”x94” skinny queen quilt in dramatic halloween colours and sugar skulls. The vibrant purple backing is beautiful!
Option 3 is a 89”x89” queen size rainbow stars on black background with a gorgeous teal backing. One of my favourites of all time, honestly.
Option 4 is a 84”x100” queen size space themed quilt with a royal blue backing and gold quilting.
Option 5 is a 85”x92” queen size red and gold chandelier quilt with a fun dark red/orange/pink backing.
Good luck everyone!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th
The Boiled One- DCxDP prompt
Danny being turned into a cat but he's a hairless sphinx and is a freakish pink creature. If he ends up being taken in he is constantly tormented by his owner and called names like: Raw Chicken, Meatball Boy, The Flesh That Hates, Boiled Baby, Rat Cat, Pugly, The Specimen, Piggly Wiggly, Sir Wrinklesburg, Naked Mole Cat, Soup Stock, and Turkey Leg.
Tim loves his cat. The freaky little guy is the best.
"Come here, Chicken feet." He called as the cat swatted at him. "You keep responding to everything I call you. You must like it."
The cat yowled at him.
"Come on Rotisserie, I'll get you a treat."Tim said scratching under his pet's chin.
Danny had no idea what his real name was. This guy changes it everyday.
i dont even know anymore
Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.
have we tried biting people my liege

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I'm so sick of defending shit I don't even like. I hate porn. I think gender and sexuality are boring. I've never taken an illegal drug and have no interest in doing so. But people won't back the fuck off and let people live their lives so here we still are, still on the front lines with this shit. "You guys make everything about" I'D REALLY LOVE NOT TO, MATE, BUT WE'RE NOT THE ONES CREATING PROBLEMS HERE. Stop trying to control people's lives and we'll all get a chance to shut up about it, but unfortunately the Moral Police are out here endangering lives and livelihoods so here we still are. Forever.
God I fucking feel you. Too real.
"Why do you have to make everything about" WE'RE NOT. YOU ARE. WE'RE RESPONDING TO YOU.
Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”
You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.
As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk
Whats your favourite fish (as an animal not to eat)
ARAPAIMA
THEYRE LIKE BETTA FISH BUT HUGE!!!!
honestly “the lion doesn’t concern himself with” is a pretty good anti-ocd phrase
the lion doesn’t concern himself with managing other people’s feelings
the lion doesn’t concern himself with what ifs
the lion doesn’t concern himself with germs
the lion doesn’t concern himself with reliving that one excruciatingly painful moment for the one thousandth time and imagining a better response
Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.
It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.
The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.
EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.
robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.
even robots need downtime.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
can’t eat green vegetables and can’t go outside for fresh air i always knew i wanted to live like a mistreated studio apartment dog
Flavours of unreliable narrator:
Lying to the reader
Lying to themselves
Simply misinformed
Not paying attention
Has weird priorities
Assumed you knew
Hates you personally
Bad at communicating
Easily sidetracked
Will believe anything
Has weird prejudices
Just kind of dumb
*sound of murderbot getting bingo in the distance as it checks off each one*
*immediately followed by sound of ratthi arguing with it about point 12*