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Travel Gown

Padmé Amidala — Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Purple velvet <333

blackdow

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...

daggerfall

Idea: "barbas' claw" is the elder scrolls equivalent of the monkey's paw

daggerfall

"I wish to be rich enough to support my family for the rest of my life!"

Barbas' Claw curls inward, as a sack of gold lands falls from the sky and on your head, killing you instantly

reidspng

I'm Your Man

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potatocrisp

What’s the matter? I thought you wanted a dance.

probablyfunrpgideas

Monster Idea: A chimera with the head of an eagle, tail of a stingray and the body of a peacock mantis shrimp (which is just one thing.)

Surprise your players with a beast that can spot them miles away, skitter up to deliver a supersonic punch, and then avoid being surrounded with swipes from its razor sharp tail barb! These creatures lurk in shallow marshes, tide pools, and mangrove shores where they can hide and hunt for fish. But they’re not a natural species - if you see one, look around and you’ll find an evil wizard’s lair nearby. The Unerring Shrimpray is designed to be a guard and occasional familiar for masters of transmutation and thaumobiology.

actuallybestrpgideas

If someone can stat this up I'll put it in my game

probablyfunrpgideas

Eons later, here it is:

Unerring Shrimpray (Medium Monstrosity, unaligned). AC 16 (natural armor), HP 90 (12d8+36). Speed 40 feet, Swim 40 feet.

STR 15, DEX 20, CON 16, INT 3, WIS 11, CHA 14

Skills: Acrobatics +8, Perception +6. The creature has no penalty to perception at any distance, as long as it can draw line of sight. Proficient in Constitution saves.

The Shrimpray can make two Beak attacks as an action, or it may replace one with an Explosive Punch if it is charged:

Beak +8 to hit, 1d8+5 slashing damage.

Explosive Punch (Recharge 5-6). All creatures in a 30 foot cone must make a DC 16 Strength save, taking 2d8 bludgeoning, 1d8 radiant, and 1d8 force damage - half damage on a successful save. If the Shrimpray and targets are underwater, targets who fail their save are pulled 15 feet toward it.

Scuttling Charge: as an action, the Unerring Shrimpray can move up to its speed in a straight line toward a hostile creature. It can then make one attack.

Lashing Sting: Creatures who make an attack of opportunity against the Unerring Shrimpray must make a DC 16 Dexterity save or take 1d12 piercing and 1d10 poison damage as they are struck by the stingray tail.

spin-the-wheel-polls

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you are in the medieval era and you have this role!

How do you feel?

great!! I love this

good!

It's okay

So bad. I hate this

This is similar to my real job!

Results/other

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

#apothecary #like three steps and a slide away from cooking. im down

countess-of-edessa

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

starry-night-on-the-impala

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

luciasatalina

New bosmer girly

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hannaprashkovich

Another Darth Maul sketch

v-for-fili

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

frightfullytreeish

doyoulovethewayzeylily

imagine you had a friend who constantly made jokes at the expense of something you loved. they're never funny, but they seem to expect you to laugh even though the punchline is just, "this thing you love sucks ass". it's not even really a joke, there's nothing funny about it, you can tell that they genuinely actually believe it. but they insist it's just a joke!

no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.

you have to stop with the self-deprecatory "humor", it's not fun for anyone including you.

doyoulovethewayzeylily

#actual advice: switch to self-aggrandizing humor #have the biggest ego in the world even if it's fake #does wonders

as the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world, I can confirm this

hardgockcafe

Self aggrandizing humor saves lives. I’m an authority on this since I’m legitimately the coolest girl in the world.

memorydatas

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

memorydatas

for context:

dragonquestv

an-actual-lion-deactivated20200

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

leolikesaccountability

Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.

non-binary-ary

Hope yall like my abomination

thegrimmlovely

That last one is fucking moving istg

at last. the gaydar

u cant say kill? is the military recruiting from tiktok now

sludgebones

absolute ass beating going on in the tags

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