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shark vs the universe
trying on a metaphor
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Mike Driver
Cosmic Funnies
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
d e v o n

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occasionally subtle

Kaledo Art
we're not kids anymore.

Andulka
Not today Justin
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my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...
Idea: "barbas' claw" is the elder scrolls equivalent of the monkey's paw
"I wish to be rich enough to support my family for the rest of my life!"
Barbas' Claw curls inward, as a sack of gold lands falls from the sky and on your head, killing you instantly
I'm Your Man
What’s the matter? I thought you wanted a dance.

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Monster Idea: A chimera with the head of an eagle, tail of a stingray and the body of a peacock mantis shrimp (which is just one thing.)
Surprise your players with a beast that can spot them miles away, skitter up to deliver a supersonic punch, and then avoid being surrounded with swipes from its razor sharp tail barb! These creatures lurk in shallow marshes, tide pools, and mangrove shores where they can hide and hunt for fish. But they’re not a natural species - if you see one, look around and you’ll find an evil wizard’s lair nearby. The Unerring Shrimpray is designed to be a guard and occasional familiar for masters of transmutation and thaumobiology.
If someone can stat this up I'll put it in my game
Eons later, here it is:
Unerring Shrimpray (Medium Monstrosity, unaligned). AC 16 (natural armor), HP 90 (12d8+36). Speed 40 feet, Swim 40 feet.
STR 15, DEX 20, CON 16, INT 3, WIS 11, CHA 14
Skills: Acrobatics +8, Perception +6. The creature has no penalty to perception at any distance, as long as it can draw line of sight. Proficient in Constitution saves.
The Shrimpray can make two Beak attacks as an action, or it may replace one with an Explosive Punch if it is charged:
Beak +8 to hit, 1d8+5 slashing damage.
Explosive Punch (Recharge 5-6). All creatures in a 30 foot cone must make a DC 16 Strength save, taking 2d8 bludgeoning, 1d8 radiant, and 1d8 force damage - half damage on a successful save. If the Shrimpray and targets are underwater, targets who fail their save are pulled 15 feet toward it.
Scuttling Charge: as an action, the Unerring Shrimpray can move up to its speed in a straight line toward a hostile creature. It can then make one attack.
Lashing Sting: Creatures who make an attack of opportunity against the Unerring Shrimpray must make a DC 16 Dexterity save or take 1d12 piercing and 1d10 poison damage as they are struck by the stingray tail.
You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it
you are in the medieval era and you have this role!
How do you feel?
great!! I love this
good!
It's okay
So bad. I hate this
This is similar to my real job!
Results/other
i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume
that's why bella called her kid resume right away
New bosmer girly
Another Darth Maul sketch

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
imagine you had a friend who constantly made jokes at the expense of something you loved. they're never funny, but they seem to expect you to laugh even though the punchline is just, "this thing you love sucks ass". it's not even really a joke, there's nothing funny about it, you can tell that they genuinely actually believe it. but they insist it's just a joke!
no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.
you have to stop with the self-deprecatory "humor", it's not fun for anyone including you.
#actual advice: switch to self-aggrandizing humor #have the biggest ego in the world even if it's fake #does wonders
as the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world, I can confirm this
Self aggrandizing humor saves lives. I’m an authority on this since I’m legitimately the coolest girl in the world.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
for context:
“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”
Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.
Hope yall like my abomination
That last one is fucking moving istg
at last. the gaydar
u cant say kill? is the military recruiting from tiktok now
absolute ass beating going on in the tags
hey gang i got popsicles pick one as pass the box to someone else
mint
lemon
orange
strawberry
cola
pineapple
dark cherry
anise
"i cant believe you dont have this or that flavor" listen they had these ones okay

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Finally🙂↕️trochlear nerve palsy Maul
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⚠️Not my art. My commission
🎨Artist: 讶异信差 (on rednote)
if you're so inclined, tell me about your fave skyrim mods?