she sky on my rim till I dovahkiin

its so fucking funny that the sonic movie just said 'yeah this blue guy who canonically is a hero of all time from like the first game in the franchise ever? were putting him in america and he stalks a cop and his wife.'

general tullius is in the sonic movie

its so fucking funny that the sonic movie just said 'yeah this blue guy who canonically is a hero of all time from like the first game in the franchise ever? were putting him in america and he stalks a cop and his wife.'

general tullius is in the sonic movie

every time a female character gets called the mom friend i shoot another hostage

there's this ridiculously soulmatey line in the phm book when grace is just kinda idly wondering aloud about why human and eridian technology are at such similar phases of development, and without thinking about it much rocky responds "has to be, or you and I would not meet." which he goes on to explain as (paraphrasing here) "if either planet were less advanced then we couldn't have built interstellar ships, but if either were more advanced then we could have dealt with the astrophage problem from home, so we'd have to be at around the same level to both be here, that's the only way it would make sense." what it sounds like though is "oh, that's easy: the two of us had to meet so the history of both of our entire species lined up in preparation to make it possible." what kind of tau-ceti-crossed red-petrova-line-of-fate nonsense is this.

2006 was 13 years ago =(

2006 was 20 years ago =(

step 1: mitosis