aspiring good-for-nothing

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website

"A wall of text" baby that's a curb at best

the other day I read a compelling point that many instances described as illiteracy would actually be more aptly described as aliteracy, meaning an individual has the ability to read but simply chooses not to. great example here, awesome work.

"I'm not reading all that" did irreparable damage. like girl u asked a question don't complain about getting a proper answer

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

Kicking the can

if i ever spamlike your posts and then you mysteriously get an anonymous ask it wasnt me . dont even bother worrying yourself that it was . ok .

You have to be willing to sit through horrible albums sometimes to look for new music and you might find it impossible but it’s what makes life worth living to me. it takes the discipline of a warrior to be a true music lover not everyone can survive it

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

@evilwizard

STOP SENDING ME THIS

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi