in love w the moon

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

fuck him on the senate floor friday

If tumblr goes down everyone simply has to move to the beautiful city of Chicago

I APOLOGISE FOR NOT REPLYING TO YOUR EMAIL SOONER. ONE DAY ALL OF US WILL HAVE TO CONVINCE OURSELVES THAT WE SPENT THE GIFT OF TIME ON EARTH WELL.

Oh damn Macklemore is speaking at the Free Palestine rally

lobbying the Olympic committee to recognize gay chicken as a real sport

Every heist team needs to fill these four roles.

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

girl help my Shoulder Angel and Shoulder Devil just realized they're both girls and they're doing yuri right next to my ear while I'm trying to eat

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail