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Saw this on Gail Carrigerās Twitter and I am feeling SO CALLED OUT right now!

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These are⦠actually pretty inspiring.
Cool.
[Image description: a bunch of Courage Wolf memes. Transcription follows.]
Bite off more than you can chew Then chew it
Mosquito bites you Eat it. Take back what is yours.
Reach the finish line Keep going
When life gets harder You must have just levelled up
Make your threats I need something to make me laugh
The world is against me It wouldnāt be fair otherwise
Youāre the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success F**king act like it
You are never taller than when you stand up for yourself
Bottle up emotions Molotov cocktail
So youāve hit rock bottom A solid foundation
thatās how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasnāt stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES
HE HAD IT COMING
HE HAD IT COMING
HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME
Zelda to Chicago in 0.2 seconds
Are we just gonna ignore that pots were also smashed during the altercation
My book āThis Vacant Bodyā Volume 1 is now available for preorder at Yaoi Revolution!
Lt. Detective Esh Voss, head of homicide in the mountain city of Grove Hill, is called in upon the discovery of a girlās body in the woods. The man who discovered the body under suspicious circumstances, Jonah Leif, is an intuitive counselor who makes his living from speaking with the dead. After a brief but intense interview, Jonah is released when no evidence is found connecting him to the murder. But Esh canāt shake the feeling that Jonah is hiding something. He decides the best way to get closer to answers about the death of the girl is to get closer to Jonah himself.
The book will be 56 pages, 8.5 x 11 in with coated color cover and greyscale interior. It also contains 18+ content. It will be shipping mid-March.
You can also preorder it in a bundle with Lieutenantsā Prize by Llynx Rufus at a discount~
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A special thank you to my patrons who are supporting me while I make these comics!! Iām excited to share this story with you!
Reblogging again! The preorder closes on March 7th!
Thank you so much to everyone who ordered so far!!
Iām so excited!!
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The Kids Are Alright by Pia Guerra https://thenib.com/the-kids-are-alright h/t Fipi Lele
holy shitā¦woah
man all of these really rock something amazing
I love it
These are amazing.
Iāve never seriously questioned my class alignment before, but these make me kinda wonder a bitā¦
Monk artwork by Jimmy Xu.
Barbarian artwork by Aditya777
Bard artwork by Shadow-Net
Cleric artwork by Alexander Casteels
Fighter artwork by Genzoman
Sorcerer artwork by Sergon
Paladin artwork by unknown
Ranger artwork by Supanova89
Rogue artwork by ChrisCold
Wizard artwork by tadp0l3
^^^ Hero
Yeah, this is what the D&D party thinks theyāre gonna be like, and then they show up and itās all screaming and rolling 1s and the gnomeās on fire and the druid is making sarcastic remarks while the paladin disarms traps with his head.
That last comment⦠Yeah that nails everything down
Happy anniversary!
I say, jolly good show, chaps. And did I panic? I think not.
#the comic relief who is genuinely comicĀ #and who makes the āincompetent bufoonā trope actually work as an endearing quality as originally intendedĀ #well played movie - well playedĀ #john hannahĀ #WHAT A FOX
#but! BUT!!!#THE GREAT THING ABOUT JONATHAN#IS HEāS NOT INCOMPETENT#he can read ancient Egyptian albeit not as well as his baby sister#he clearly has an interest in archaeology if only for treasure-related reasons#he had to go through intensive schooling to get the sort of permit required#to even have digs of his own#WHICH HE CLEARLY DOES#on a dig down in Thebes#he says and Evie believes him#Jonathan reads from the Book of the Living and heās an excellent shot with a rifle and is clearly a boxer#Jonathan is SO COMPETENT and SO IMPORTANT#while simultaneously being plucky comic relief without JUST being plucky comic relief#u get me?
Jonathan, like Phryne Fisher, clearly hasnāt taken anything seriously since 1918.
And, I would suspect, for similar reasons.
^^^This. Jonathan being in World War I makes total sense. Itās almost impossible for him not to have been. Given his age and background, he probably volunteered in 1914. Ā
Of course heās going to not take anything seriously. Of course he can shoot. The drinking, the skittishness, the recklessness, the sense of ākeeping your head downā, the scepticism about traditional heroismā¦.
The one with more actual experience of death, carnage and fighting is Jonathan. Not Rick. Not Ardeth Bey. Jonathan.
When Rick saysĀ āIāve had worse (situation/odds)ā and Jonathan repliesĀ ā Me tooā. Thatās probably true.Ā
Drop The Mummy into the real world context and thatās a character whoās going to have seen a lot of his school friends die, along with the myths and tales of heroism they were raised on. Sort of makes the line where Evieās scolding him for drinking/messing about a lot darkerā¦
Evie: Have you no respect for the dead?Ā Jonathan: Of course I do, but sometimes Iād rather like to join them.
I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW
*record scratch*
Wait a minute. Why is it being assumed that Rick and Ardeth wouldnāt have fought in WWI, as well? Johnathan isnāt that much older than any of themāin fact, there is a good chance that he, Rick, and Ardeth are all of an age. Just because Johnathanās hair is thinning doesnāt mean heās a decade older.
It was a LOT easier to lie about your age back in the day. So much easier.
Johnathan is the soldier who fought in WWI and became disillusionsed with pretty much everything except wanting to live (most of the time) and live wellāand where is the shame in that? He would have seen some of the darkest shit humanity has to offer, and he kept going. And the thing is, though, archaeological digs at that time were DANGEROUS. Not from curses (usually) but from assholes who would turn up with guns to try and steal anything you discovered. Johnathan never really STOPPED having to deal with dangerous pricks, it was just less dangerous than death raining down from the sky in bomb, bullet, and mustard gas form all the time.
Rick grew up in Egypt as an orphan. What paperwork? He joined the French Foreign Legion, which fought in World War I in some seriously critical battles on the Western Front in Europe. Rick is the soldier who quickly grew disillusioned with everything, but he didnāt know how to stop being a soldier. Johnathan had a career and schooling to fall back on. Rick had guns, the talent of not dying easily, and not much else. When the army finally left him behind because he was literally the only survivor of his last FFL battle, he literally didnāt know what to do. At all. āLooking for a good timeā was code for āPlease someone give me a fucking purpose.ā
Ardeth grew up in the desert. He probably never enlistedā¦but if you think his people didnāt fight against invading forces during WWI, think again: that region of North Africa was swarming with soldiers on both sides, and they alll tried to claim everything they stumbled over even while in the midst of fighting each other. Ardeth spent his entire life fighting to protect what belonged to him, what belonged to his people, and trying to keep assholes from stealing things that didnāt belong to anyone (for good reason). By the time the war was over, Ardeth was disillisioned in everyone except his own people, and seriously fucking done with stupid idiots who stole in the name of archaeology. He is completely (justifiably) resigned to the worst when Rick the Magic Survivalist returns to Hamunaptra.
This has been another episode ofĀ āActual History adding context and depth to character behaviorā
I love when āThe Mummyā fandom comes out to play. But itās even better when the history side of tumblr is also in āThe Mummyā fandom.
Every time this post comes around I am compelled to watch The Mummy again.
MARK YOUR FUCKING CALENDARS
JAUNARYĀ 31ST IS ABOUT TO BE THE COOLEST FUCKING LUNAR EVENT OF 2018
NOT ONLY IS IT A SUPERMOON, BUT ITāS ALSO THE SECOND FULL MOON IN JANUARY, MAKING IT A BLUE MOON
A N D
THEREāS A TOTAL LUNAR ECLIPSE!!!!!
So itās going to be a MASSIVE Blood Red Blue Moon in the skyā¦. š

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Holidays can be stressful⦠(via Alley H)
Please reblog.
Please listen to and amplify Native voices on this issue too.
*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, iāll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isnāt interested, thanks
#*bored authorās voice over the tannoy* d'you want fluff with that?Ā (via @amarriageoftrueminds)
#sure and if you can throw in an extra āsharing one bedā trope, that would be great.
How much is it to supersize to smut?
So if you get smut and fluff from a drive thru where do you go for angst and dark?
That you order from the guy in the trenchcoat in the alley. āYou want angst? I got angstā
Fake Service Dogs?
Youāre sitting at a cafe with your friend when suddenly a woman walks in with a toy poodle in her purse. The manager at the counter informs her āIām sorry, but we do not allow dogsā. She replies with a heavy sigh and a āSheās a service dog. She can come with meā. Not knowing much about service dog law, and worrying about getting sued for asking further questions, he sits this woman down at a booth. There, she promptly unzips her purse and places the dog on the booth seat next to her. When the womanās food comes out, the little dog begs and she feeds her bits off her plate. This dog is not public access trained, and proceeds to bark at those who walk by. This dog is a nuisance and causes many in the restaurant to complain. The manager cannot do anything but inform the unhappy customers that this is a service dog, so he canāt ask her to leave. In the end, itās the customers who end up leaving.
Now I walk in with my highly trained service dog pressed against my leg in a perfect heel position, and Iām quickly bombarded by the manager telling me āNo dogs! No dogs! We ALL know what happened last timeā. Confused, I tell him āThis is my medical alert and medical response service dog. Her right to accompany me is protected under federal law.ā With a sigh, he seats me at a table far away from others where my dog promptly tucks under my feet, out of sight. When my food arrives my dog is still tucked tightly under the table because she knows sheās not supposed to eat when sheās on duty. She stays there ignoring those who walk past for the remainder of my meal. When we leave, a woman by the door exclaims āWoah, I didnāt know there was a dog here!ā
See the difference?
Scenario number two occurs at a local grocery store when a man decides to bring his certified emotional support animal into the store with him. Upon entering he flashes a fancy ID card and certification papers. This dog is not as unruly as the first, but he still forges ahead of his handler, sniffs the food on display, and may seek attention from those who walk past. You find this dog adorable, and when he and his owner walk past you ask to pet him. The owner says yes and explains how all he had to do was go online, register his dog, and a few weeks later they sent him a vest, ID card, and certification papers.
Now I pull into the same grocery store. Iām in a rush to get an ingredient for a dish Iām making so I hurry into the store with my service dog next to me. Iām quickly stopped by a manager who demands to see my service dogās certification card. Remember, this is NOT required by law, and most real service dog teams donāt have them. After 15 minutes of trying to educate, pulling up the ADA website on my phone, back and forth bickering, and drawing more of a crowd than I want to describe⦠Iām finally allowed in. I grab my ingredient, stand in line (where my service dog obediently moves between my legs to make space for those around me), and I get bombarded by people asking to pet my dog. I explain that sheās working, she has a very important job to do, and sheās not allowed to be pet while on duty. People walk away grumbling and complaining about how rude I was when other handlers like the man they met earlier allow their dog to be pet.
Moral of the story? Fake service dogs create real problems. The ones who are impacted the most are the true service dog handlers who rely on their dogs every day to help mitigate their disability. How would you feel if everywhere you went, you couldnāt make it 10 feet in the door because people were asking you questions? Imagine how much time that would take out of your already hectic day. Businesses lose customers because word gets out that there are unruly dogs in their store, customers become misinformed and start thinking some of these behaviors are okay, some people even start to believe the lies that anyone can just register their dog online and make him a service dog. The result? MORE fake service dogs. MORE real problems.
I will reblob this until I die because itās one of the few things that constantly genuinely infuriates me
Dying rn
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He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didnāt bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought.
While, granted, some writersĀ do take the breast thing too far, this comparison doesnāt even make sense. Men donāt obsess about their genitals the way women obsess about their breasts because theyāre not in your face all the time (in the case of large boobs). Breasts are just more visible (closer to eye level).
Newsflash! Women donāt obsess about our breasts.Ā
No really, we live with them 24/7, we can see friends, and relatives breasts pretty much on demand, hell, we just have to go to get changed at the gym to be inundated with boobs. They are really boring to us (ad while weāre on it, nowhere near as sensitive as so many men seem to think!).
The only time a woman might obsess about her breasts is when theyāre painful, such as when lactatingĀ or wearing an ill-fitting bra, and neither situation is at all sexy.
Men obsessĀ over womenās breasts. Women donāt.Ā
Iām just loling about supposedly obsessing over my breasts because theyāre near my face.
āIn your face all the time (in case of large boobs)ā
So apparently large breasts are gravity-defying objects that rise up to our face until eye level, huh??
Any women out there willing to draw out how this guyās version of boob reality might look like, because this is just too ridiculous ššš
I needed this belly-laugh, I really did, so many you did too.
I..am..idk
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I donāt know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off
dis bitch
āVerifiable factā šš
Iād PISS ON HER tbh
btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa ClausĀ is based on, was a black guy
and we donāt know exactly what jesus looked like, but hereās an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU
I want this post everywhere
jesusĀ was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based offĀ of his son, cesareĀ borgia.
the reasonĀ ājesus is whiteā is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.
Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.