Immortal When Annoyed

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

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I think trans women who still present masculinely are awesome

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

i was thinking today that one thing i did not understand about having a full-time job until i entered the workforce is how often you just. Go to work. Like: nightmares? Off to work. Fell into a bush and are now covered in spiders? Figure it out, and then go clock in. Witness a terrible crime on the subway? Process it after work.

When I was in cotillion in middle school and it was time to pick dance partners I used to make the boys stand up and then sit back down if they were too tall because it would throw off my ability to win the dance competitions if they were not my exact height (which meant I could more easily control them) and while I don’t feel bad about that specifically, it does still keep me up at night thinking about how I 100% told multiple tall guys “no, you’re built wrong. Sit back down.”

Bryce vs Brandon: Stolitz nugget edition

“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”

Okay but I love this analogy because the same bread can get boring if it's all you eat but the fact is??? People have been changing up how they do bread for thousands of years too. WOAH THIS ONE HAS RAISINS IN IT. This is made with different wheat!!!! This one came out a little too sweet for me but maybe it's perfect for you. This one came as a sandwich with other tropes!!!