though she be but little

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday

if i get a good nights sleep i can feel like a human being but it does mean missing out on an hour of phone time. so there's nuance.

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

ursa major and ursa minor

hyperfixations are so embarrassing like nooo don’t look I have a crush. on this tv show

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels