she wants me for my massive knowledge

Extremely funny reblog to be written by the person who blocked everybody who interacted with a negative review of their dreadful fantasy novel

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

pick up that non-fiction book

"representation matters!" but you wont read or engage with non-fiction works about any demographic outside your own

everything can be improved by lesbianism

“ice water makes you sick” “ice water gives you stomach cramps” i’m sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals

Yeah, most people haven’t and never will so this won’t actually happen to me.

the rescue kitten i've been following probably won't make it

real talk I think steampunk is kinda neat like sorta neat you'know like as a little touch of spice to a setting that shouldn't normally have that kinda stuff. like a robot arm here a gun there some contraptions elsewheres. like skies of arcadia levels of steampunk is pretty much ideal. but y'see ultimately I'm pro-steampunk as a concept. but real talk for a second if your setting has a place called "the clockwork [location or concept]" I'm gonna beat you to death with hammers.

Sounds like someone's just salty theyre stuck in my clockwork labyrinth again

I know you're laughing at me I can hear the sprockets on your brown tophat jingling and once I find my way out of here you're fucking toast dude