she wants me for my massive knowledge

in retrospect it's really funny this is how a few of you including mark found out

trying to frame immigrants in your sex crimes study isn't going to make up for the amount of sex tourists coming from the US, UK, western europe, and australia to commit the sort of gruesome crimes suburban facebook moms warn immigrants may hypothetically do. by the way

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

£1300.78 / £1500 😭💗

its 100 degrees, even $1 will help <3

😢🫶🏽 grateful for any help <3

“Why do straight men act so gay with each other haha” bc they find gayness to be funny and feel the need to emasculate each other even when it’s on a friendly level. Do you have any other stupid fucking questions to ask me

I actually think it's because their souls call out for the closeness afforded to men in the past. Men used to hug each other. They used to kiss each other on the cheek. They used to walk closely with one another to confide in one another. We sexualized affection between men so hard that now the only way they can achieve the closeness they once had is with the affect of it being for the bit. Let the boys kiss each other, hug each other, and physically comfort one another without sexualizing it, damn it!

I think you’re probably stupid

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.

"Being kind is punk" you need to learn to do good things without it being tied to a social status or subculture

Racism against Indians is actually a little insane when you consider how widespread it is even among liberals and leftists . Even people who consider themselves to be progressive will laugh at call center or tech support jokes. All scammers are inherently indian. It’s okay to laugh at jokes making fun of Indians for their feelings towards animals or how they drive. India is inherently backwards and dirty so it’s okay to make jokes about getting food poisoning from even looking at indian food

remembering when i was at pride and there was this guy passing around around a petition against building large data centers in the state and this person with a mohawk and anarchy shirt went up to him and i swear to god started talking about "what about the people who rely on the data centers for their jobs?"

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman