Away We Go!

full of hate and malice...you know how it is with me...

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

"this doesn't make sense" open yiur eyes

can you put that thing on a leash?

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

pulling my tamagotchi out of my pocket in the same way a distinguished old man would check his pocket watch

Want one of your fishmongers to return? Just to go your MyMonger tab, click on "banished" in the dropdown menu, and select the gear icon to manage your shunned mongers.