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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

Fyi the "can it" is closer to a "shut the fuck up" which is delightful

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly

@blessthebees

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3

God they don’t make em like this anymore

this is literally all tumblr is

Scrolling thru these was exactly like walking down the hall in my old dorm

“they don’t make em like this anymore” they could if you weren’t a fucking coward

The halcyon days of nightblogging…

Weaners. ✔️