That's pure erotica

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

That’s a fucking Sandshrew.

It’s a small dragon.

They look like small dinosaurs that didn’t get the memo about the extinction because their email was down that day.

so who’s losing a hand this trilogy

i mean we already lost a han so we’re ¾ of the way there

how fucked up is it that the universe is infinite like it doesn’t have.. an end or a shape or borders or anything it just.. Goes. that’s so fucked up I’m going to scream

I don't know about you, but the universe being infinite is actually a comforting thought to me, like life is always in motion, there's always something new to find