every time i try to escape i end up back here

Opening your WIP document and just staring at it is the writing equivalent to looking into your fridge every few hours.

glad we're all in agreement

happy international womens day

I can’t believe this got to 20k notes. Is there something about this that resonates with people on some level?

Round

now that’s what i call ineffective tumblr discourse! featuring such hits as “why aren’t you talking about this thing you didn’t know about”, “this 3-hour-old post has 20k notes instead of 100k clearly you’re all willfully ignoring it”, “if you don’t reblog this you’re a bad person”, & more manipulative bullshit that only exists to make the person saying it feel holier than thou!

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

why is this more expressive than the entire lion king cgi movie

Was this rotoscoped in MS Paint?

@apocrypals this is real

EXTREME TEEN BIBLE… REAL

I’d buy the “yeet pray love” shirt if it came in black tbh

“Pick up your sword bruh”

(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

hey isn’t this the plot of Outer Worlds?

If you could help me spread awareness about this by reblogging, I’d really appreciate it.