WHO WOULD DO THAT, TO A FRIEND?

come here so i can pinch you with my clamping beak!

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

you deserve a life you aren’t constantly recovering from

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward