WHO WOULD DO THAT, TO A FRIEND?

My dark confession is that i want to put moisturizer on a vulture's head

these days you cant even relate to morrissey because he was looking for a job and then he actually found one

i know him is naned is Bubies

i ate a sentinel berry and became watchful

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

are you hoes on lol mode yet ?

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin