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“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker
I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed
one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(
I'm not sure what mood this is but it sure is one
it’s a spoiler alert
She’s definitely spoiling her dinner.
[ID: An image of a white sporty-looking car with a high spoiler on the back; a woman is sitting on the trunk of the car, legs through the spoiler, using it like a narrow table to eat soup off of. She also has what looks like a coffee drink and possibly some french fries nearby.]
This post has been sitting in my drafts for 4 years. Thank you @ihatebrainstorm for making this joke possible.

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me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-
my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.
me:
my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it
Your mother is the only one who understands me
(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you
the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.
short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.
meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.
top five worst ways to be found:
5. out
4. guilty
3. wanting
2. lacking
1. by this email
It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead
idk obviously dying is pretty bad but by the time youre found dead its not really your problem
Hang on I wanna know if other people have the same hangups I do
If your favorite book/series gets a spinoff (a sequel/prequel, a continuation with different POV characters, etc), how do you feel about that?
Usually pretty excited to see more from the same universe/characters!
Neutral. I might enjoy the spinoff or not, but I'll probably read it just to see
I've been burned by bad quality spinoffs too many times. I'll probably avoid
the very mention of a spinoff makes me wish i was illiterate
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"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)
"are you sick in the head or something?" (flirtatious)
"fucking freak" (affectionate)
sometimes i have an idea for a post and i’m like “wow this is a BANGER” and then. 4 notes.
then you sneeze something out like "achoo" and like suddenly. 1,000 notes.